Google(Explicit) - Garfunkel And Oates

[00:09.24]The sky isn't blue
[00:10.35]天空并非蔚蓝
[00:10.35]And the ocean's not grand
[00:11.67]而大海，也并不壮观
[00:11.67]And string theory is easy to understand
[00:14.19]弦理论简单易懂
[00:14.19]The grass isn't green
[00:15.14]草地并非绿油油
[00:15.14]And the sun isn't bright
[00:16.44]而太阳也不明亮
[00:16.44]Healthcare will be resolved overnight
[00:18.92]医疗保健问题将会一夜解决
[00:18.92]The world isn't round
[00:20.1]世界并非圆。
[00:20.1]And the buddha's not zen
[00:21.31]而现实并非如佛陀禅境那般平和启蒙
[00:21.31]And we both have really good taste in men
[00:23.77]我们都对男人很有品味
[00:23.77]And there really is a black forest land
[00:26.07]而那神秘的黑色森林
[00:26.07]Where everyone gets all their ham
[00:28.99]人人得其所欲
[00:28.99]And I swear
[00:31.42]我发誓
[00:31.42]I f**kin' swear
[00:33.71]我真的发誓
[00:33.71]I didn't google you
[00:36.74]我没有在网上搜索你
[00:36.74]Okay
[00:37.04]好吧
[00:37.04]I did
[00:37.99]真的
[00:37.99]I admit it
[00:39.42]我承认
[00:39.42]It was so easy to do
[00:41.43]这易如反掌
[00:41.43]7
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[00:41.59]008results
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[00:43.3]And I know everything about you
[00:46.36]我了解你的一切
[00:46.36]You're not a s*x offender
[00:48.8]你没有那种犯罪记录
[00:48.8]But you failed home ec in 1997
[00:51.36]可你在1997年考砸了家政课
[00:51.36]It really isn't that weird
[00:53.56]真的没那么奇怪
[00:53.56]Come on
[00:54.14]
[00:54.14]We're all adults here
[00:58.39]我们都是成年人
[00:58.39]Everybody googles each other
[01:00.48]人人网上搜寻对方信息
[01:00.48]Everybody does their facebook research
[01:02.51]人人都在网上调查
[01:02.51]It's how we get to know one another
[01:04.41]这是我们了解彼此的方式
[01:04.41]To make sure that we don't get raped
[01:06.75]谨防不测风云
[01:06.75]I don't have any mental disorder
[01:08.78]我没有任何精神障碍
[01:08.78]And I don't spend my weekends watching law order
[01:11.56]我不会把周末时光浪费在法律上
[01:11.56]It takes forever to get in my pants
[01:13.7]我难以接近
[01:13.7]This old fashioned girl likes romance
[01:16.33]这个传统女孩喜欢浪漫
[01:16.33]I am not fearful of being alone
[01:18.479996]我不害怕孤单
[01:18.479996]And zack morris had a really small phone
[01:21.08]而扎克·莫里斯的手机真的很小
[01:21.08]Ring ring ring r ring ring r ring ring
[01:23.54]电话响当当
[01:23.54]Cell phones in the '80s
[01:26.26]八十年代的手机
[01:26.26]And I swear
[01:28.64]我发誓
[01:28.64]S**t f**kin' swear
[01:36.42]该死的，我发誓
[01:36.42]And I know that you googled me too
[01:41.18]知道你也在网上搜过我
[01:41.18]How else would you have known
[01:43.18]不然你怎么会知道
[01:43.18]That my dog contracted herpes
[01:45.94]我的狗得了疱疹
[01:45.94]Sing it again
[01:47.16]再唱一次
[01:47.16]'Cause this melody
[01:48.65]因为这旋律
[01:48.65]Feels really good to sing
[01:50.72]歌唱的感觉真好
[01:50.72]Stop pretending it's taboo
[01:52.54]别再假装它是禁忌
[01:52.54]Like masturbation in the '50s
[01:58.08]宛如上世纪五十年代的**行为
[01:58.08]To make sure that you're not in p**n
[02:06.41]确保你不涉及色情之中
[02:06.41]I do not mean to be jealous already
[02:08.49]我并不想嫉妒
[02:08.49]But who is that girl in those pictures
[02:10.38]但是照片里的那个女孩是谁
[02:10.38]She's pretty
[02:11.09]她很漂亮
[02:11.09]I think you may have dated her
[02:13.33]我觉得你可能和她交往过
[02:13.33]Or maybe she's your lesbian friend
[02:15.91]或许她是你的女同性恋朋友
[02:15.91]I see that you got really drunk on your birthday
[02:18.09]我知道你在生日那天喝得酩酊大醉
[02:18.09]Was it sadness related
[02:19.4]那是悲伤所致吗
[02:19.4]Or were you just thirsty
[02:20.8]或许你只是渴望解脱
[02:20.8]I do not mean to make judgments now
[02:27.95999]此刻我无意评判
[02:27.95999]But if we date
[02:30.09]但如果我们约会
[02:30.09]Some things will have to change
[02:32.22]有些事情必须改变
[02:32.22]To make sure that you don't have cats
[02:37.022]确保你没有养猫