Google(Karaoke) - Garfunkel And Oates

[00:09.88]the sky isn't blue, and the ocean's not grand
[00:11.82]and string theory is easy to understand
[00:14.46]the grass isn't green, and the sun isn't bright
[00:16.57]healthcare will be resolved overnight
[00:19.39]the world isn't round, and the buddha's not zen
[00:21.37]and we both have really good taste in men
[00:23.8]and there really is a black forest land
[00:26.22]where everyone gets all their ham...
[00:29.37]and i swear, i f**kin' swear
[00:39.17]it was so easy to do
[00:41.64]7, 008 results
[00:44.29]and i know everything about you
[00:46.54]you're not a sex offender
[00:48.91]but you failed home ec in 1997
[00:51.37]it really isn't that weird
[00:53.72]come on, we're all adults here...
[01:04.92]to make sure that we don't get raped.
[01:07.14]i don't have any mental disorder
[01:09.0]and i don't spend my weekends watching "law & order"
[01:11.81]it takes forever to get in my pants
[01:13.86]this old-fashioned girl likes romance
[01:16.46]i am not fearful of being alone
[01:18.46]and zack morris had a really small phone
[01:21.19]ring ring ring r-ring ring r-ring ring
[01:23.43]cell phones in the '80s...
[01:26.76]and i swear, shit f**kin' swear
[01:31.26]i didn't google you...
[01:36.8]okay, i did, i admit it
[01:38.990005]and i know that you googled me too
[01:41.17]how else would you have known
[01:43.83]that my dog contracted herpes?
[01:45.880005]sing it again, 'cause this melody
[01:48.36]feels really good to sing
[01:50.630005]stop pretending it's taboo
[01:53.1]like masturbation in the '50s...
[02:04.12]to make sure that you're not in porn.
[02:06.92]i do not mean to be jealous already
[02:08.76]but who is that girl in those pictures? she's pretty
[02:11.19]i think you may have dated her
[02:13.46]or maybe she's your lesbian friend
[02:16.15]i see that you got really drunk on your birthday
[02:18.29001]was it sadness-related, or were you just thirsty?
[02:21.01]i do not mean to make judgments now
[02:23.20999]but if we date, some things will have to change...
[02:28.43]everybody googles each other
[02:29.87]everybody does their facebook research
[02:31.99]it's how we get to know one another
[02:34.17]to make sure that you don't have cats.