3.14 Apple Pi - Bo Burnham

[00:00.88]Let's do this
[00:05.32]Ye ye ye yo yo what's up Word to my n-words
[00:12.0]Don't got bros don't hang on the streets
[00:13.81]I don't beat my hoes I only beat my meat yeah
[00:16.31]Don't womanize cause you know it's true
[00:18.04]That when you look in their eyes you see
[00:19.55]Their people too
[00:20.01]Mother effin suffrage
[00:24.19]Mother effin suffrage
[00:29.61]You know I'm a gangsta
[00:30.57]You know I do coke
[00:31.54]But I had to go to diet
[00:33.16]Cause it burnt my throat
[00:34.21]I've been doin drive-bys all of my life
[00:35.96]Except the bullets are newspapers
[00:37.63]The caris my bike
[00:39.0]Yeah
[00:42.26]The car is my bike
[00:48.33]Yo yo yo 3 14 apple pi
[00:50.48]I whip it out clean it off
[00:51.82]Stick it in her eye
[00:53.38]And by "it" I mean contact lense
[00:57.08]T must have got dirty
[01:01.24]Yo yo yo 3 14 apple pi
[01:04.0]I got rhymes and flows that make Hitler cry
[01:06.49]George Bush won't he just yell and rant
[01:08.34]But he's a presiDON'T to ameriCAN'T
[01:11.38]Oh my won't the kid is good
[01:14.47]I swear to God come on the puns
[01:19.84]I spit gangsta hymns cause I'm a gangsta straight
[01:21.68]I think of 20 inch rims when I masturbate
[01:24.46]We're gonna be late there's no time to waste
[01:26.53]Cause the girls that I date have a particular taste
[01:29.64]The taste of my wiener the taste of my wiener
[01:37.28]Yo 3 14 apple pi why was
[01:40.42]I born white no one quite knows why
[01:42.41]Gansgstas sell their rocks
[01:43.7]I got a collection
[01:44.64]You couldn't get a rise out of a yeast infection
[01:47.380005]Gh what i find me easying righting
[01:56.6]Yo I'm a lyrical heretic but I'll make you laugh
[01:58.94]I'll hit with you rhetoric then I'll cut you in half
[02:01.38]I don't need to be a clown I don't need to be nice
[02:03.9]How bout you sit down and I serve you slice
[02:06.62]Of my 3 14 apple pi
[02:09.01]My voice is so smokey it'll make you high
[02:14.88]Yo Here's a confession it's all about me
[02:17.43]Here's my impression of a broken jet ski
[02:19.95]Badadadada dadadada fill me with gas
[02:25.06]I might be over heated
[02:29.93]Here come the puns
[02:30.92]Here come the puns
[02:31.86]Here come the puns
[02:32.91]Here come the puns
[02:37.73]All you little thugs wanna mess me with me
[02:39.44]Know that I've been doin drugs since the age of 3
[02:41.67]I took my cereal stabbed it open with a knife
[02:44.23]Snorted that sh*t and I got high on Life
[02:49.11]Yo a guy asked me for change
[02:50.58]Saying my mind was too dense
[02:51.79001]I said you won't make
[02:52.61]Cents if you don't make sense
[02:54.68]Oh i get it Big finale linens
[03:00.33]You know I flow and show it
[03:01.45]You know that Bo know it
[03:02.41]Yo
[03:02.59]You're lawn I'll mow it and grow
[03:03.78]It cause he's a show poet
[03:04.8]Yo my rims be spinning I winning
[03:05.99]Like adam I be sinning
[03:06.83]Potato skinnnin and knittin and
[03:07.69]Separate those linens
[03:08.21]And in my eyes you see flies
[03:09.47]And though you people tries
[03:10.42]Just to disguise all your lies
[03:11.79]But baby I be wise
[03:12.85]You know I did it and
[03:13.91]Sh*t it you brothers couldn't hit it
[03:15.62]Then you try to ride it too late
[03:17.35]I already spit it
[03:19.16]Potouie I already spit it I said apple pi
[03:27.4]3 14 Apple Pi_Bo Burnham