Not Evil - Tiffany Haddish

[00:00.00] 作词 : Jon lajoie
[00:00.00] 作曲 : Jon lajoie
[00:00.00]曲名：Not Evil
[00:00.50]歌手：Tiffany Haddish
[00:01.00]专辑：The Lego Movie 2
[00:01.50]歌词整理：学生会长静香
[00:02.00]Oh no,are we in a musical? (Uh, hope not)
[00:06.00]Hello friends my name is Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi
[00:09.00]Don't worry,I'm totally not one of those evil queens
[00:13.00]you've read aboutin fairy tales or seen in the movies.
[00:16.50]And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of me.
[00:21.00]Not evil not evil no,the least evil person I know
[00:24.00]Not evil not evil no,the least evil person I know
[00:25.00](I won't lie, it's actually very suspicious that you are leading with this)
[00:27.50]I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans.
[00:31.00]No ulterior motive just want to help where I can.
[00:34.50]I wanna shower you with gifts cause I'm selfless and sweet.
[00:38.00]So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of
[00:42.50]Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi
[00:45.50]The least evil queen in history
[00:49.00]And if you do not believe me
[00:52.50]I totally won't imprison your family
[00:56.00]Cause that be evil and that's so not me.
[01:00.00]Not evil not evil no,the least evil person I know
[01:03.00]Not evil not evil no,the least evil person I know
[01:05.00](Really? Because I'm getting super evil vibes here)
[01:08.00]Benny,do you like spaceships? Cause I think they are great
[01:11.50]How do you know that? Loving spaceships is my one defining trait!
[01:15.00]Well now my good friend,you can build the spaceship of your dreams
[01:18.00]On your very own planet with your own spaceship-building team
[01:24.00](Come on,do not fall for this)
[01:25.00]Wyldstyle,haven't you heard? There's no reason at all to be suspicious of
[01:31.00]Her
[01:32.50](Yean, I know she keeps saying that but she is clearly an evil queen
[01:36.00]Yar well, I'm not buying it.)
[01:39.00]MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship that's so cruel
[01:41.50]It's like a spider without a web or a queen without a fool
[01:46.00](Even her metaphors are suspicious)
[01:48.00]I've got a surprise for you
[01:50.00]A planet that's really a pirate ship and the population your crew
[01:53.00](Her story checks out,She is cool,not evil)
[01:56.00](What about me?
[01:57.00]Unikitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine?
[01:58.00]A lot!
[01:58.50]Times that by infinity!)
[02:01.00]And Batman
[02:02.00]Don't even try it lady,I don't need anything
[02:04.00]Oh I know,that's why I'm going to give you half of everything
[02:08.00]Uh,like everything everything?
[02:09.00]Everything everything.
[02:10.00]She's rad,this chick gets me)
[02:12.00]Here's some other adjectives people use to describe me:
[02:16.00]Unduplictious
[02:17.00]Unmalicious
[02:18.00]Unconniving
[02:19.00]Unnasty
[02:20.00](You're clearly just adding 'UN'to words that describe you)
[02:22.00]Who?Me?
[02:23.00]I'm Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi
[02:26.00]I never trick people in to trusting me
[02:30.50]By hiding my true personalities
[02:33.50]So i can use them to accomplish my evil deeds
[02:37.00]Cause that be evil and that's so not me.
[02:41.00]I never cheat, I never bribe, I never scheme, I never lie
[02:45.00]And that wasn't a lie when I said just now that I never lie cause I never lie
[02:49.00]And I never laugh when children cry
[02:50.00]And I never poison enemies of mine
[02:52.00]And I never cry when I'm alone at night
[02:54.00]Cause I'm not sad,I love my life
[02:57.00]I'm getting off track,let me get back to the point I was making
[03:01.00]I'm Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi
[03:05.00]The most least evil person you ever meet
[03:08.50]And if you make eye contact with me
[03:12.50]I totally won't have you executed immediately
[03:16.00]Cause that be evil(evil),evil(evil),evil(evil)
[03:21.00]and that's so not me.