The Bidding - Tally Hall

[00:00.000] (Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi)
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[00:21.703] (Joe Hawley)
[00:23.144] I've been sleeping in a cardboard box
[00:25.511] Spending every dollar at the liquor shop
[00:28.180] And even though I know I haven't got a lot
[00:31.092] I'll try to give you love until the day you drop
[00:33.082] (Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi)
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[00:43.044] (Rob Cantor)
[00:43.808] I've been training like a Pavlov dog
[00:46.149] Let my independence out to take a hike
[00:48.836] All you gotta do is activate my bell
[00:51.812] And I'll fetch you anything you like!
[00:53.676] (Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi, (Ross Federman))
[00:54.378] Going once, going twice
[00:56.976] Every man here has a price
[00:59.851] Over where? Over there?
[01:02.479] Sold (Sold!) to not a single lady in here
[01:05.426] (Zubin Sedghi)
[01:06.055] I've been here like a thousand times
[01:08.075] Dated every woman in the atmosphere
[01:11.456] I've been to every continent
[01:13.434] Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere
[01:15.789] And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent
[01:18.543] Just remember not to love me when I disappear
[01:20.163] (Joe Hawley)
[01:20.931] I graduated at the top
[01:22.957] I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie
[01:25.609] So if you have a fantasy of being a queen
[01:28.549] Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me
[01:30.655] (Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi)
[01:31.286] Going once, going twice
[01:33.948] Won't these gentlemen suffice?
[01:36.722] Any here? Any there?
[01:39.498] Any motions anywhere?
[01:42.277] Going twice, going thrice
[01:45.035] Guess this means we'll go four times a lady
[01:47.771] (Joe Hawley, (Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi))
[01:48.294] I promise I'll be all you'll need, ever need
[01:53.934] You'll never have to shop around (don't shop around)
[01:59.024] And I'll give you all you'll ever need, ever need
[02:04.210] Don't worry, I will never let you down, let you down
[02:09.439] Don't worry, I will never let you down
[02:17.091] (Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi)
[02:18.389] So many ladies are wanting for mates
[02:20.533] And the prospects are good, but the date's never great
[02:23.427] Over here, over there, over where? Anywhere
[02:26.128] They're too busy with winning the bidding to care
[02:28.886] And he's sold