Fell In Love With A Robot - Karate High School

[00:00.31]I fell in love with a robot
[00:03.62]我和一个机器人相爱了
[00:03.62]And the color of her digital eyes
[00:07.26]我爱上了她那双数码眼睛
[00:07.26]She’s 5 foot 3 her lights are LED
[00:10.68]她身高1米61 她的光都是LED屏发出的
[00:10.68]I got a great discount from the factory
[00:14.22]我以大折扣价从工厂购得
[00:14.22]She never criticizes my lifestyle or says to get a job
[00:21.07]她从不会批判我的生活方式 也不会让我去找份工作
[00:21.07]She never says any of my jokes are stupid
[00:24.56]她从不会说我的笑话太蠢
[00:24.56]She totally relates to Batteries Not Included
[00:28.0]她完全是靠外带电池启动的
[00:28.0]I wonder if she loves me
[00:31.36]我想知道她是否爱我
[00:31.36]I wonder if she cares
[00:34.83]我想知道她是否在乎我
[00:34.83]All my friends want me to give her back but I wouldn’t dare do that
[00:41.7]我所有的朋友都想让我弃她而去 但我不敢那么做
[00:41.7]She doesn’t have a heart or any fingerprints
[00:44.92]她没有心脏 也没有指纹
[00:44.92]But she’s better than any girl that actually exists
[00:48.91]但是她比任何现实中的女孩都好
[00:48.91]Because she literally was made for me Because she literally was made for me
[01:02.52]因为她简直就是为我量身打造的
[01:02.52]I fell in love with a robot
[01:05.41]我和一个机器人相爱了
[01:05.41]And now I’ll never have to be alone
[01:09.08]现在我不用再孤单一人了
[01:09.08]I know it sounds weird but it’s a fact:
[01:12.44]我知道那听起来很怪异 却是事实
[01:12.44]She’s a great substitute for human contact
[01:15.95]她是人类沟通的伟大替代品
[01:15.95]And every time my friends call to go out
[01:20.83]每次我朋友叫我出去的时候
[01:20.83]She says honey have fun
[01:22.729996]她都会祝我玩得开心
[01:22.729996]But there’s no way I’m hanging out with the boys
[01:26.08]但是我才不会出去和朋友们鬼混
[01:26.08]Because tonight I have a hot date with my android
[01:29.69]因为今晚我要和我的机器人女友激情约会
[01:29.69]I wonder if she loves me
[01:33.08]我想知道她是否爱我
[01:33.08]I wonder if she cares
[01:36.25]我想知道她是否在乎我
[01:36.25]All my friends want me to give her back but I wouldn’t dare do that
[01:43.47]我所有的朋友都想让我弃她而去 但我不敢那么做
[01:43.47]She doesn’t have a heart or any fingerprints
[01:46.67]她没有心脏 也没有指纹
[01:46.67]But she’s better than any girl that actually exists
[01:50.59]但是她比任何现实中的女孩都好
[01:50.59]Because she literally was made for me Because she literally was made for me
[02:04.66]因为她简直就是为我量身打造的
[02:04.66]If this sounds like science fiction it’s because you don’t have the facts
[02:11.1]如果这听起来像是科幻小说 那是因为你不知道事实
[02:11.1]Put yourself in my position: once you go cyborg you don’t go back
[02:30.20999]设身处地想一想 一旦你成了电子人 就再也无法复原
[02:30.20999]The warranty says if they break they’ll fix ‘em
[02:33.22]保证书上说 如果机器人出故障他们保修
[02:33.22]They’ll even upgrade the operating system
[02:36.65]他们甚至还会更新操作系统
[02:36.65]I wonder if she loves me
[02:40.02]我想知道她是否爱我
[02:40.02]I wonder if she cares
[02:43.3]我想知道她是否在乎我
[02:43.3]All my friends want me to give her back but I wouldn’t dare do that
[02:50.27]我所有的朋友都想让我弃她而去 但我不敢那么做
[02:50.27]She doesn’t have a heart or any fingerprints
[02:53.44]她没有心脏 也没有指纹
[02:53.44]But she’s better than any girl that actually exists
[02:57.32]但是她比任何现实中的女孩都好
[02:57.32]Because she literally was made for me
[03:03.93]因为她简直就是为我量身打造的
[03:03.93]Because she literally was made for me
[03:08.093]因为她简直就是为我量身打造的