讨学钱 - 花鼓戏

[00:09.22]张先生忙不赢哪
[00:13.61]收拾笔砚与书文
[00:17.44]今日不到别家去
[00:21.77]要到那陈家去走一程
[00:25.79]爬山过坳我去讨学俸
[00:29.66]你看我教书好累人哪
[00:39.14]你看我教书好累人哪
[00:52.59]正月里正月正
[00:56.86]家家户户贺新春
[01:00.72]龙灯狮子多热闹哇
[01:04.81]敲锣打鼓闹沉沉
[01:08.86]忽听得门外高声喊咧
[01:13.020004]龙灯狮子要上我的门
[01:16.9]张先生我最爱看灯
[01:21.04]怎奈我无钱打包封
[01:25.25]关门躲债主设法呀做人情
[01:31.39]我关门哪闭户躲新春
[01:39.58]关门哪闭户躲新春
[01:55.16]二月里是花朝
[01:59.11]先生就把学生邀
[02:03.15]大学生有了七八个
[02:08.2]小学生也有上十名
[02:13.29]如今的世界就大不同
[02:17.13]老书不教要教国文
[02:21.08]算术体操都容易得搞咧
[02:25.08]就是这个英文的A B C D
[02:31.75]A B C D我搞不清
[02:36.07]张先生我从没进过那洋学堂门
[02:42.1]如今教书打背躬
[02:52.13]如今教书打背躬
[03:05.1]三月里是清明
[03:08.79]家家户户挂祖坟
[03:12.84]大爆竹三眼铳
[03:16.79001]鞭子放发是这样冲
[03:20.85]莫道儿孙不孝顺
[03:24.67]只怪坟山不做功
[03:28.72]我堂堂的秀才落了第
[03:32.59]如今是个陌生人
[03:41.93]如今是个陌生人
[03:56.85]四月里四月八
[04:00.67]东家送我一只鸭
[04:04.41]只想喂不想杀
[04:08.25]偏偏督学来视察
[04:12.17]我没得办法
[04:14.09]只好抓哒咯只鸭来杀
[04:18.07]刀也钝鸭又是咯挪
[04:21.91]哎哟价
[04:23.84]一刀就割哒咯手指甲
[04:27.79]烂布子缠来线来扎
[04:31.71]有意栽花哎花不发
[04:35.86]无心插柳柳发芽
[04:39.7]如今我写字手发痂
[04:49.0]如今我写字手发痂
[05:02.78]五月里是端阳
[05:06.57]张先生回家看师娘
[05:10.72]学生急忙来送啊礼
[05:14.75]肉几块酒一缸
[05:18.65]还有那糯米粽子和麻糖
[05:23.58]舍不得吃又舍不得尝
[05:27.5]柜子里头放米缸里藏
[05:31.62]没晓得天气热
[05:34.73]大雨过后又出太阳
[05:38.6]我急忙打开柜子看
[05:42.51]哦嗬一声我慌了张
[05:46.56]麻糖溶成块粽子上霉霜
[05:52.77]肉肚里蛆婆子拱
[05:55.84]酒味都跑光
[05:58.73]吃又不能吃
[06:00.78]尝又不能尝
[06:02.75]只好端起往外哐哪
[06:11.53]只好端起往外哐哪
[06:25.27]六月里三伏天
[06:28.92]教书教得汗涟涟
[06:32.83002]跑到门外歇荫凉
[06:36.49]毛伢子蹲在那后面搞名堂
[06:42.28]找起生字来考我
[06:45.97]晓得我没带字典在身旁
[06:49.8]想了半天没认得出
[06:53.61]毛伢子开口就骂娘
[06:57.31]我胡子一翘一了气
[07:01.08]跑到陈家论短长
[07:05.07]陈大嫂一见我慌了张
[07:10.03]泼了一钵热米汤哪
[07:18.31]泼了一钵热米汤哪
[07:33.61]七月里是中元
[07:37.35]家家户户接祖先
[07:41.19]求祖先哇多保佑哪
[07:45.13]保佑我的学傣往上添
[07:48.84]但愿白米加几升
[07:52.91998]但愿家家拿现钱
[07:56.72]孙儿子子儿孙
[08:00.67]明年中元把香焚哪
[08:09.75]来年中元把香焚
[08:24.38]八月里是中秋
[08:28.14]上边屋里做喜酒
[08:31.95]下边屋里过中秋
[08:35.79]心想登门是喝几盅
[08:39.48]怎奈我无钱打包封
[08:43.52]满腹的文章我何处用
[08:47.35]写首对联打秋风
[08:51.36]不信但看宴中酒哇
[08:55.46]杯杯先敬有钱人
[08:58.79]我夹几块肥肉子润喉咙哪
[09:07.68]我夹几块肥肉子润喉咙哪
[09:23.01]九月里是重阳
[09:26.68]重阳移火进了房
[09:30.67]东家盖的红罗被
[09:34.66]我把稻草垫上床
[09:38.71]人家喝的重阳酒
[09:42.85]只有张夫子呷米汤
[09:46.46]四时八节无人问
[09:50.46]想起我教书好心伤哪
[09:59.45]想起我教书好心伤哪
[10:12.98]十月里立了冬
[10:16.66]日子越过越冷清
[10:20.73]大学生跑了七八个
[10:25.73]小学生只剩三四名
[10:30.33]我饿起肚皮来讨学俸
[10:34.64]来此不觉是陈家门
[10:38.53]去年的门对子是我写
[10:42.56]四红对联两边分
[10:46.61]一门天赐平安福
[10:50.58]四季人同富贵春
[10:54.29]我叫声陈大嫂快开门哪
[11:03.08]我叫声陈大嫂快开门哪