Uniform On - The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience&The Lonely Island

[00:00.0]Uniform On - The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience/The Lonely Island
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[00:00.2]Andy Samberg/Akiva Shaffer：
[00:00.28]Andy Samberg/Akiva Shaffer：
[00:00.28]She said she wanna f**k me with my uniform on
[00:02.96]她说她想穿着制服和我缠绵
[00:02.96]She grabbed me by the bat now it's going going gone
[00:05.84]她抓着我的球棒现在我的心都快没了
[00:05.84]I never finish sex 'cause I'm so juiced out
[00:08.43]我从来没有结束性生活因为我筋疲力尽
[00:08.43]But she nutted three times then we bashed then I bounced
[00:11.38]但她和我缠绵了三次我们缠绵了一次我转身离开
[00:11.38]I reside in Blackhawk in a big f**king house
[00:14.12]我住在黑鹰大房子里
[00:14.12]My community is gated 'cause I don't strike out
[00:16.9]我的社区大门紧锁因为我不会出局
[00:16.9]Got a room with a chair got a room with a couch
[00:19.71]有一间带椅子的房间有一张沙发
[00:19.71]Got a framed photograph of the time I met Alf
[00:22.48]我有一张镶了框的照片那是我遇见Alf的时候
[00:22.48]You know I'm not a hamburger but they call me Big Mac
[00:25.4]你知道我不是汉堡包可他们叫我巨无霸
[00:25.4]Got the one ton Jimmy and the itty-bitty sack
[00:28.23]我有一吨重的枪还有一个小袋子
[00:28.23]My b**l shrinky-dinky 'cause the 'roids so strong
[00:31.07]我的女人瑟瑟发抖因为那种东西太劲了
[00:31.07]But it makes the aforementioned Jimmy-jam look long
[00:34.0]但这让前面提到的吉米酱看起来很长
[00:34.0]The name is Mark and no I'm not Mork
[00:36.86]我的名字是Mark我不是Mork
[00:36.86]And yes I eat pork 'cause it's tasty on my fork
[00:39.73]没错我吃猪肉因为我的叉子很美味
[00:39.73]And no I'm not a jork but I'll jork it out the pork
[00:42.51]我不是那种东西但我会用那种东西解决问题
[00:42.51]'Cause Noah should have had the Bash Brothers on his Ork
[00:45.35]因为诺亚应该让巴什兄弟坐上他的机器人
[00:45.35]We are the perfect pair to start a new society
[00:48.35]我们是开启新社会的完美一对
[00:48.35]Filled with home-run hitting gold glove Goliathes
[00:51.38]全垒打击中黄金手套Goliathes
[00:51.38]Here's what I found on the web for what is the plural of goliath
[00:54.68]以下是我在网上找到的歌利亚的复数形式
[00:54.68]Goliaths
[00:55.16]歌利亚
[00:55.16]Andy Samberg/Akiva Shaffer：
[00:56.15]Andy Samberg/Akiva Shaffer：
[00:56.15]Oh we're Goliaths baby boy
[00:59.44]我们是歌利亚宝贝男孩
[00:59.44]Kirk Gibson's a pariah baby boy
[01:01.93]KirkGibson是个被遗弃的孩子
[01:01.93]I work out with a tire baby boy
[01:04.8]我带着轮胎出门宝贝男孩
[01:04.8]I wonder who can lift it higher baby boy
[01:07.48]我想知道谁能让我更快乐宝贝男孩
[01:07.48]Ahh lift that tire b***h
[01:10.19]嗨翻天碧池
[01:10.19]Put your back in it and lift it higher b***h
[01:13.09]全情投入让我嗨翻天碧池
[01:13.09]Stab that needle in my a*s 'til I am rich
[01:15.79]把针扎进我的身体里直到我变成有钱人
[01:15.79]Make me a god with the chemical sciences
[01:18.67]让我成为化学之神
[01:18.67]Ahh baseball baseball He-Man hit the baseball
[01:22.58]打棒球He-Man大杀四方
[01:22.58]By the power of Grayskull
[01:24.26]靠着Grayscull的力量
[01:24.26]Rip the skin off and eat the brains out the baseball
[01:27.09]撕开皮囊吃掉他的脑子
[01:27.09]Gonna run a motherf**kin' train on the baseball
[01:29.91]我要在棒球场上疯狂飞驰
[01:29.91]Ahh don't tell me to be f**king calm
[01:33.61]别叫我冷静
[01:33.61]Whip out my d**k on the Jumbotron
[01:36.4]在大屏幕上尽情放纵
[01:36.4]Rip out my bones cause my muscles so strong
[01:38.759995]让我粉身碎骨因为我的肌肉好强壮
[01:38.759995]Now the pain's so bad that my motherf**king heart stop
[01:43.076004]现在我痛不欲生我的心脏都停止跳动