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惊雷搞笑版 - MC词帆
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[00:00.07]惊雷搞笑版 - MC词帆
[00:00.8]词：马达
[00:00.93]女：
[00:04.89]惊雷我接个电话
[00:06.08]喂喂喂喂你是谁
[00:07.1]紫电我信号不好
[00:08.48]没没没没没听见
[00:09.62]乌云我脑瓜
[00:10.48]反应有点迟钝
[00:11.82]你先别说其它
[00:13.46]你要有事儿赶紧问
[00:14.68]天地沦陷气吞山河蹦
[00:16.84]沙卡拉卡要要切克闹
[00:19.84]男：
[00:20.16]你说别再笑了
[00:21.08]嘴上都起泡了
[00:21.91]社会摇你别再跳了
[00:23.54]赶紧吃点药吧
[00:24.59]你说心里疼了
[00:25.85]瞅你也快不行了
[00:27.42]挂个点滴瓶子
[00:28.76]难受快打120吧
[00:29.79]你说情快断了
[00:31.48]发型都凌乱了
[00:32.91]你妈喊你回家吃饭
[00:34.63]赶紧****吧
[00:35.31]要要切克闹
[00:37.15]女：
[00:37.9]三生三世十里桃花
[00:39.11]就像广场舞大妈
[00:40.3]左手拿瓶哇哈哈
[00:41.54]右手拿两烤地瓜
[00:42.68]一百三十二阵风
[00:44.04]大妈好像会武功
[00:45.42]身影好似孙悟空
[00:46.76]脚底踩这一阵风
[00:48.32]要要切克闹
[00:49.7]男：
[00:50.05]刀不行我拿锹
[00:50.99]山炸倒我就撩
[00:52.44]火把你房子烧
[00:53.69]海大虾可劲捞
[00:55.24]风吹我头发偏
[00:56.64]花开在太平间
[00:58.02]雪下了好几天
[00:59.41]月好似甜甜圈
[00:00.8]词：马达
[00:00.93]女：
[00:04.89]惊雷我接个电话
[00:06.08]喂喂喂喂你是谁
[00:07.1]紫电我信号不好
[00:08.48]没没没没没听见
[00:09.62]乌云我脑瓜
[00:10.48]反应有点迟钝
[00:11.82]你先别说其它
[00:13.46]你要有事儿赶紧问
[00:14.68]天地沦陷气吞山河蹦
[00:16.84]沙卡拉卡要要切克闹
[00:19.84]男：
[00:20.16]你说别再笑了
[00:21.08]嘴上都起泡了
[00:21.91]社会摇你别再跳了
[00:23.54]赶紧吃点药吧
[00:24.59]你说心里疼了
[00:25.85]瞅你也快不行了
[00:27.42]挂个点滴瓶子
[00:28.76]难受快打120吧
[00:29.79]你说情快断了
[00:31.48]发型都凌乱了
[00:32.91]你妈喊你回家吃饭
[00:34.63]赶紧****吧
[00:35.31]要要切克闹
[00:37.15]女：
[00:37.9]三生三世十里桃花
[00:39.11]就像广场舞大妈
[00:40.3]左手拿瓶哇哈哈
[00:41.54]右手拿两烤地瓜
[00:42.68]一百三十二阵风
[00:44.04]大妈好像会武功
[00:45.42]身影好似孙悟空
[00:46.76]脚底踩这一阵风
[00:48.32]要要切克闹
[00:49.7]男：
[00:50.05]刀不行我拿锹
[00:50.99]山炸倒我就撩
[00:52.44]火把你房子烧
[00:53.69]海大虾可劲捞
[00:55.24]风吹我头发偏
[00:56.64]花开在太平间
[00:58.02]雪下了好几天
[00:59.41]月好似甜甜圈
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