Naughty - Tim Minchin

[00:00.01]Naughty - Tim Minchin
[00:02.02]Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
[00:07.39]So they say their subsequent fall was inevitable
[00:11.98]They never stood a chance they were written that way
[00:15.66]Innocent victims of their story
[00:22.17]Like Romeo and Juliet
[00:24.55]'Twas written in the stars before they even met
[00:28.55]That love and fate (and a touch of stupidity)
[00:31.96]Would rob them of their hope of living happily
[00:35.55]The endings are often a little bit gory
[00:40.49]I wonder why they didn't just change their story
[00:45.72]We're told we have to do what we're told but surely
[00:52.0]Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty
[00:58.52]Just because you find that life's not fair it
[01:02.05]Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it
[01:05.41]If you always take it on the chin and wear it
[01:08.69]Nothing will change
[01:12.22]Even if you're little you can do a lot you
[01:15.58]Mustn't let a little thing like 'little' stop you
[01:19.1]If you sit around and let them get on top you
[01:22.4]Might as well be saying you think that it's OK
[01:25.79]And that's not right
[01:33.55]Cinderella in the cellar
[01:37.16]Didn't have to do much as far as I could tell
[01:40.369995]Her Godmother was two thirds fairy
[01:43.7]Suddenly her lot was a lot less scary
[01:47.19]But what if you haven't got a fairy to fix it
[01:52.020004]Sometimes you have to make a little bit of mischief
[02:02.08]Just because you find that life's not fair it
[02:05.14]Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it
[02:08.65]If you always take it on the chin and wear it
[02:12.34]Nothing will change
[02:15.85]Even if you're little you can do a lot you
[02:19.0]Mustn't let a little thing like 'little' stop you
[02:22.55]If you sit around and let them get on top you
[02:26.31]Might as well be saying you think that it's OK
[02:29.39]And that's not right
[02:32.26]And if it's not right you have to put it right
[02:41.05]In the slip of a bolt there's a tiny revolt
[02:44.67]The seeds of a war in the creak of a floorboard
[02:48.17]A storm can begin with the flap of a wing
[02:51.61]The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting
[02:54.63]Every day starts with the tick of a clock
[02:57.87]All escapes start with the click of a lock
[03:01.28]If you're stuck in your story and want to get out
[03:05.21]You don't have to cry you don't have to shout
[03:08.28]'Cause if you're little you can do a lot you
[03:11.21]Mustn't let a little thing like 'little' stop you
[03:14.78]If you sit around and let them get on top you
[03:18.13]Won't change a thing
[03:21.66]Just because you find that life's not fair it
[03:25.03]Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it
[03:28.26]If you always take it on the chin and wear it
[03:31.70999]You might as well be saying you think that it's OK
[03:35.23]And that's not right
[03:38.27]And if it's not right you have to put it right
[03:46.38]But nobody else is gonna put it right for me
[03:49.91]Nobody but me is gonna change my story
[03:53.2]Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty