Ted :Come on. It can't be that bad.Here, Lily, you answer it.
Lily :What? Why?
Ted :Because this whole thing was your idea.And Claudia scares me.But you're the guy.
Lily :Ted's phone.Hi, Claudia.What?
Ted :Now, I wasn't there, but from what i heard, it went something like this,
Stuart :By the way, honey, Ted stopped by and I told him he could bring his date to the wedding.
Claudia :You what?
Stuart :I told him he could bring a date to the wedding.
Claudia :…just tell me, instead of always undermining me at every turn.
Stuard :…try to show a little flexibility.But no. It's all about you.
Claudia :And your mother. Calling me all the time...
Stuard :You know what? The wedding's off.
Lily :They broke up.
Ted :It's not because of me, is it?
Claudia :And my dad already paid for this huge wedding. He's gonna kill me.Then he's gonna kill Ted.Then I'm gonna kill Ted.
Ted : It's Robin.
Lily :Answer it.
Ted : Lily's phone.
Robin : Ted? Where's Lily? I need to tell her about these awesome shoes I just bought.
Ted :Lily's busy.
Robin :Okay. Well, I just wanted to say they're gorgeous and Ted's gonna love them.
Ted :That's great. I'll tell Lily to tell me.Listen. I really wanna keep talking but now's not a good time.So, I'm really excited about tomorrow, okay, bye.
Robin : Okay, bye.
Ted : Crap.She bought some expensive shoes.She's really looking forward to this.Do you think she's into me?
Marshall : Ted, focus.
Lily :Okay, okay, sweetie.Just calm down.Do you wanna go somewhere and talk?
Claudia :I wanna go somewhere and drink.
Lily :Okay. Meet me at MacLaren's.I'll see you there.