百变酒精(Live) - 法老

[00:00.0]百变酒精 (Live) - 法老
[00:01.96]词：法老
[00:02.77]曲：法老
[00:18.1]我是一个酒精过敏的帅哥
[00:20.05]我的酒品爆差
[00:21.26]但是我爆爱喝
[00:22.56]只要稍微喝一点酒我就会死
[00:24.57]但是让我疯狂喝酒
[00:25.87]你就会死
[00:26.74]我会掀起桌布
[00:27.87]给你吃个巴掌
[00:29.03]手握起白酒王
[00:30.16]然后吹牛撒谎
[00:31.27]老阿姨叫我宝贝
[00:32.61]男的自我保卫
[00:33.74]我暴揍我的老板
[00:34.74]并且丢了一个岗位
[00:35.99]宿醉醒来我发现我睡在工地
[00:38.27]次数多了我和工头居然成了 homie
[00:40.26]我不仅有了工作
[00:41.22]收入还低了几倍
[00:42.62]每天搬砖之后
[00:43.53]我们就要起飞
[00:44.81]Club里每天都有我的舞姿
[00:46.9]我们天天蹭卡
[00:47.97]消费从来不到50
[00:49.25]各种酒的品牌
[00:50.16]开始排队找我代言
[00:51.49]都被我给拒绝
[00:52.38]老子才不在乎钱
[00:53.53]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:55.78]我是百变酒精
[00:56.83]不是百变小樱
[00:58.06]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:00.23]今晚我要出门
[01:01.29]酒局你得小心
[01:02.45]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:04.61]我是百变酒精
[01:05.7]不是百变小樱
[01:06.82]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:09.09]今晚我要出门
[01:10.13]酒局你得小心
[01:11.46]保安给我过肩摔将我赶走
[01:13.39]隔壁为我何时呕吐
[01:14.57]开了一个盘口
[01:15.71]我的舞技
[01:16.35]让罗志祥也吓到颤抖
[01:17.95]每次跳完我都要吃
[01:19.15]三十五个馒头
[01:20.14]早上刷牙漱口洗脸都用酒精
[01:22.49]我已经成精了
[01:23.5]是只千年酒精
[01:24.68]欢迎隔壁卡座过来找我敬酒
[01:26.89]我会把你打晕
[01:27.72]并且所有酒都抢走
[01:29.05]爸爸从不担心我会喝多酒驾
[01:31.31]救护车每天凌晨三点
[01:32.68]准时送我回家
[01:33.729996]每次酒局以前
[01:34.72]我都备好一封遗书
[01:35.9]四十万个红疹排满我的肌肤
[01:37.95]我的嘴巴肿的
[01:38.84]就像是一根烤肠
[01:40.25]只要我能活着回家
[01:41.380005]妈妈就会表扬
[01:42.5]酒精让我快乐
[01:43.69]酒精让我悲伤
[01:44.84]酒精将我肚子
[01:45.72]变成一整块的脂肪
[01:46.9]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:49.09]我是百变酒精
[01:50.17]不是百变小樱
[01:51.31]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:53.46]今晚我要出门
[01:54.55]酒局你得小心
[01:55.740005]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:57.89]我是百变酒精
[01:58.990005]不是百变小樱
[02:00.19]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:02.33]今晚我要出门
[02:03.42]酒局你得小心
[02:04.57]我一般不吐一吐吐个泳池
[02:06.83]我在里面游泳
[02:07.8]创造各种花式
[02:09.04]每次喝完我都会
[02:10.22]丢失一台手机
[02:11.34]如果没偷到我手机
[02:12.53]我隔日给你邮寄
[02:13.67]这就是我的性格
[02:14.76]充满血性
[02:15.61]每个摩的司机都把我当兄弟
[02:17.99]我和他们有36种击掌手势
[02:20.19]他们不仅送我回家
[02:21.4]还要抢光我的首饰
[02:22.67]今天早上我突然决定要戒酒
[02:24.67]因为我的女朋友
[02:25.8]想要和我分手
[02:26.9]哦 我想起来了
[02:27.99]我并没有女朋友
[02:29.32]那是十五年前
[02:30.23]那时我刚开始喝酒
[02:31.58]记得那时我的成绩非常优异
[02:33.52]都是喝假酒
[02:34.3]让我成了一个砂皮
[02:35.87]如果能够重来
[02:36.85]我一定适量饮酒
[02:37.94]像个真的男人一样
[02:39.22]来上一桶汽油
[02:40.23]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:42.42]我是百变酒精
[02:43.55]不是百变小樱
[02:44.72]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:46.8]今晚我要出门
[02:47.95]酒局你得小心
[02:49.11]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:51.29001]我是百变酒精
[02:52.4]不是百变小樱
[02:53.63]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:55.74]今晚我要出门
[02:56.81]酒局你得小心
[03:15.71]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:18.02]我是百变酒精
[03:19.02]不是百变小樱
[03:20.16]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:22.33]今晚我要出门
[03:23.42]酒局你得小心
[03:24.6]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:26.74]我是百变酒精
[03:27.89]不是百变小樱
[03:29.04001]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:31.18]今晚我要出门
[03:32.38]酒局你得小心