三十五计 - 袁子安YZA&RED8红八

[00:00.0]三十五计 - 袁子安YZA/RED8红八
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[00:00.19]词：袁子安YZA
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[00:00.27]曲：袁子安YZA
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[00:00.34]Sit around from me let me tell you what's on my list
[00:03.28]围着我坐好 让我告诉你们我的清单
[00:03.28]Say I wanna go the distance I'll be lying through my teeth
[00:06.51]如果我说我会为这些拼了命 那是假的
[00:06.51]We do chin chin every night don't steal away my peace
[00:09.74]我们每晚都碰杯 不要打扰我的平静
[00:09.74]Glass of jim beam sometimes bring a tear on my face
[00:12.78]有时候一杯金宾也能让我挤出眼泪
[00:12.78]但我清醒状态下不会让任何人来陪
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[00:15.97]但我清醒状态下不会让任何人来陪
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[00:19.31]Uh uh yeah yeah
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[00:22.54]Uh uh yeah yeah
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[00:40.38]三十六计 走为上
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[00:48.62]国际武术比赛南拳金牌
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[00:50.33]街上被三拳放倒
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[00:51.38]所以我除了不再在外面喝醉
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[00:53.04]也学会了不依赖教导
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[00:54.31]以前的周末校外引导
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[00:55.61]我都在喝着小麦饮料
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[00:57.08]它让我红着脸去思考
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[00:58.49]第二天受到广播警告
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[01:00.01]我的天 二十四岁
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[01:01.98]有二十次被指着鼻子问我
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[01:03.89]做的选择到底是错还是对
[01:05.65]
[01:05.65]为了买条项链跟房东拖欠
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[01:07.49]说是语言考试费
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[01:08.58]就快把几年的学识都放进了抽屉
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[01:10.71]我来告你可能吧 这也是智慧
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[01:12.21]Thirty six 三十六计只用了三十五
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[01:14.96]就是没走 将计就计
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[01:16.54]但谦虚要适度
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[01:18.06]听建议不用手机 只用它来支付
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[01:20.63]放心 你放心
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[01:22.12]我的longevity会长百倍
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[01:24.87]工作的经验
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[01:25.979996]都可以能追溯到高中的元旦晚会
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[01:27.68]朋友都看不下去了
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[01:28.76]对我放弃平静
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[01:29.44]而回国的决定都在反对
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[01:31.37]三十六计用了三十五
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[01:33.05]就let me start again babe
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[01:34.94]你啥子本事都没得
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[01:36.21]不要在这跟我扯皮
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[01:37.94]你看你那些朋友些还是有事情在做
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[01:41.83]你呀
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[01:42.58]一天到晚不晓得干啥子
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[01:45.96]兄弟我不会跟你蹭顿饭
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[01:47.25]如果不相信可以问问看
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[01:48.7]三十六计用了三十五
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[01:50.020004]没走得只剩我跟笨蛋
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[01:52.33]没得分文赚 但歌词还是用中文撰写
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[01:54.64]国内朋友听了一知半解
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[01:56.05]Foreign friends 听了十分震撼
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[01:57.520004]但生锈的刀锋战士
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[01:59.05]两年间没写点东西
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[02:00.55]总是在忙着搞下一顿饭吃
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[02:02.1]自己变自己的工具
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[02:03.4]没办法骗你
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[02:04.49]这两年发生了太多的事情 huh
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[02:06.09]同时有些人也掌握了密码
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[02:07.65]去拍短视频 huh
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[02:09.11]可能那点赞量满足了你
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[02:10.55]不愿意平庸而性子很急
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[02:12.01]想要点肯定而学不了习
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[02:13.42]我也没不同 吹破了皮
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[02:14.75]就是很懒惰 但不愿意停
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[02:16.24]不愿带领带 也不愿意贫穷
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[02:17.67]会让你发笑 就像岳云鹏
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[02:19.14]会让你发笑 就像岳云鹏
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[02:21.53]如果我copy the fight style
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[02:22.41]打败了pacquiao
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[02:22.92]相信你会为我骄傲的对么
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[02:24.86]会为我骄傲的对么
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[02:26.05]如果我运用了所学的专业
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[02:26.9]来营销我真实的观念
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[02:28.04001]相信你会为我骄傲的对么
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[02:29.74]什么叫不对 *****
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[02:32.44]什么叫不对 huh
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[02:33.98]曾经跟对象挤一个小床
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[02:35.7]还没有独卫 huh
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[02:36.95]用尽招数是用来活
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[02:38.29001]不是用来赎罪 huh
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[02:39.66]我兄弟系起了领带
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[02:40.95]但他问心无愧 huh
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[02:42.51]有时也学着K.Dot
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[02:43.67]在厨房写歌
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[02:44.7]也没写几句
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[02:45.61]就去学着蒸了条鱼 煲了鸡汤
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[02:48.01]验证了世上除了筷子
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[02:49.52]什么都能放下包括理想
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[02:51.19]但我没走
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[02:51.88]请允许我再做五年投机商 my man
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[02:57.52]我不想跟你说喽
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[02:58.62]我跟你没得共同语言
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[03:02.03]你快去把菜给买喽
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[03:05.04]记得啊 我妈要吃豆瓣鱼
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[03:06.83]不要搞太辣
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[03:09.13]你一天到晚
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[03:10.58]整啥子鬼西班牙海鲜饭
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[03:12.7]没得人吃
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