I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island&Akon

[00:01.67]Sometimes
[00:03.37]有时候
[00:03.37]Something beautiful happens
[00:04.72]这世上会发生
[00:04.72]In this world
[00:06.04]美丽的事情
[00:06.04]Oh
[00:06.59]
[00:06.59]You don t know how to express yourself so
[00:08.89]如果不知道该怎么表达
[00:08.89]You just gotta sing
[00:10.69]那你只需要唱
[00:10.69]I just had sex
[00:13.8]我刚云雨了一番
[00:13.8]And it felt so good
[00:16.6]那感觉真棒
[00:16.6]A woman let me put my penis inside her
[00:22.15]我女朋友允许我跟她共赴巫山
[00:22.15]I just had sex
[00:25.1]我刚云雨了一番
[00:25.1]And I ll never go back
[00:29.15]就这样结束了
[00:29.15]To the not-having-sex
[00:29.9]说再见了
[00:29.9]Ways of the past
[00:34.6]跟过去老处男的我
[00:34.6]Have you ever had sex
[00:35.95]你亲热过吗
[00:35.95]I have it felt great
[00:37.15]我做过，感觉很棒
[00:37.15]It felt so good when I did it with my penis
[00:39.86]身体交融的感觉真棒
[00:39.86]A girl let me do it
[00:41.36]女朋友说我可以跟她共赴巫山
[00:41.36]It literally just happened
[00:42.86]真的做了
[00:42.86]Having sex could make a nice man out the meanest
[00:45.82]性，谁只要做过，都会成为最棒的男人
[00:45.82]You ll never guess where I just came from
[00:47.32]你知道我刚做什么来的吗
[00:47.32]I had sex
[00:47.87]我刚云雨了一番
[00:47.87]If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
[00:51.22]那种感觉要让语言表达的话，那是最棒的
[00:51.22]When I had the sex
[00:52.42]当我要亲热时
[00:52.42]Man my penis felt great
[00:54.07]我立马兴致盎然
[00:54.07]And I called my parents right after I was done
[00:56.92]一做完当场就给我爸妈打电话炫耀了
[00:56.92]Oh hey didn t see you there
[00:58.77]嘿你没看见吧
[00:58.77]Guess what I just did
[00:59.88]猜猜我刚刚做了什么
[00:59.88]Had sex undressed saw her boobies and the rest
[01:02.54]我亲密了，看见女朋友的胸部和剩下的全部
[01:02.54]Well sure
[01:03.24]太棒了
[01:03.24]Nice of her to let you do that thing
[01:05.25]你女朋友对你真好，还肯跟你亲热
[01:05.25]Nice of any girl ever
[01:06.7]我女朋友对我太宽容了
[01:06.7]Now sing
[01:07.75]现在唱歌
[01:07.75]I just had sex
[01:09.91]我们云雨了一番
[01:09.91]And it felt so good
[01:13.76]那感觉真棒
[01:13.76]A woman let me put my penis inside her
[01:18.71]我女朋友允许我跟她共赴巫山
[01:18.71]Wanna tell the world
[01:20.71]我要告诉全世界
[01:20.71]To be honest
[01:21.41]实话说
[01:21.41]I m surprised she even wanted me to do it
[01:23.56]她说要跟我亲热的时候我吓一跳
[01:23.56]Doesn t really make sense
[01:24.81]那不可能
[01:24.81]But man screw it
[01:25.76]去你的
[01:25.76]I ain t one to argue with a good thing
[01:28.16]这么好的事我能不做吗
[01:28.16]She could be my wife
[01:29.07]还可能跟她结婚
[01:29.07]That good
[01:29.62]那很好吗
[01:29.62]The best 30 seconds of my life
[01:31.33]那是我人生最美妙的30秒钟
[01:31.33]I m so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
[01:34.240005]她要跟我亲密，我太感动了
[01:34.240005]Cuz honestly I d have sex with a pile of manure
[01:37.08]我以前只跟充气娃娃亲密过
[01:37.08]With that in mind the soft nice-smellin girl s better
[01:39.729996]跟那个相比，有香味的女朋友感觉太棒了
[01:39.729996]She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
[01:42.59]即使我戴着项链跟围巾她也没说什么
[01:42.59]So this one s dedicated to them girls
[01:45.41]这首歌是为了我们女朋友而唱的
[01:45.41]That let us flop around on top of them
[01:48.21]就是指允许我跟她亲密的女朋友
[01:48.21]If you re near or far whether short or tall
[01:51.08]不管在有多远多近，多高多矮
[01:51.08]We wanna thank you all for lettin us **** you
[01:54.39]还跟我们亲热真的很感谢你
[01:54.39]She kept looking at her watch
[01:55.79]但他老看表
[01:55.79]Doesn t matter have sex
[01:56.89]做完了就算了
[01:56.89]But I cried the whole time
[01:58.29]我还一直哭呢
[01:58.29]Doesn t matter have sex
[01:59.75]做完了就算了
[01:59.75]I think she might have been a racist
[02:01.31]我觉得她歧视人种
[02:01.31]Doesn t matter have sex
[02:02.66]做完了就算了
[02:02.66]She put a bag on my head
[02:04.31]她在我的头上套了纸壳
[02:04.31]Still counts
[02:04.97]都说几次了
[02:04.97]I just had sex
[02:08.13]我们云雨了一番
[02:08.13]And my dreams came true
[02:11.28]我梦想成真了
[02:11.28]So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you re qualified to sing with me
[02:16.19]如果30分钟一直亲密那就跟我一起唱
[02:16.19]I just had sex
[02:19.55]我们云雨了一番
[02:19.55]And it felt so good
[02:22.45999]那感觉真棒
[02:22.45999]A woman let me put my penis inside her
[02:28.12]我女朋友允许我进她那里
[02:28.12]I just had sex
[02:30.48]我刚云雨了一番
[02:30.48]And I ll never go back
[02:34.94]已经亲热完了
[02:34.94]To the not-having-sex
[02:35.49]说再见了
[02:35.49]Ways of the past
[02:40.049]跟过去老处男的我