Fact Rap Challenge - JT Music

[03:10.0][Intro
[03:10.0]You know what?
[03:10.0]I don't feel like rapping about Video Games this week, man
[03:10.0]Let's mix it up
[03:10.0]Let's take these kids to school
[03:10.0]Literally
[03:10.0]This is a challenge!
[03:10.0]To everybody in Nerdcore
[03:10.0]Who wants to answer the call!
[03:10.0]But this is not about Beats ..
[03:10.0]Or Bars ..
[03:10.0]No ..
[03:10.0]Let's see ...
[03:10.0]Who's got the best
[03:10.0][Verse 1
[03:10.0]Facts! Cuz that's what I came prepared to write
[03:10.0]Water freezes! At 32 degrees, Fahrenheit!
[03:10.0]The designer of the Eifel Tower was scared of heights
[03:10.0]There are more than 300 illuminated paris sites
[03:10.0]Not parasites, they're inside you, scary right?
[03:10.0]Tapeworms can grow to 50 feet? Back to paris' lights!
[03:10.0]I could spare some lights, if you ever need 'em!
[03:10.0]Chrysanthemums are pretty but did you know you could eat 'em?
[03:10.0]I learned that from a book, so if you haven't, you should read one
[03:10.0]Caffeine's a diarrhetic so you bet it makes ya pee, fun!
[03:10.0]Australia went to war with emus, and got beaten!
[03:10.0]The "grease gun" is the M3 Submachine gun!
[03:10.0]Used in World War 2 cuz it was a cheap gun
[03:10.0]Speaking of gunpowder - made by the chinese, son!
[03:10.0]**** the Mona Lisa, Da Vinci liked to draw ****s!
[03:10.0]A blue whale's dong is 3 meters long, sick!
[03:10.0]These are all facts, even if obnoxious
[03:10.0]Like Ricegum's response to iDubbbz - Shit!
[03:10.0][Hook 1
[03:10.0]The World is round!
[03:10.0]Flat-Earthers suck ma *****!
[03:10.0]And did you know awesome role models do not include both the pauls
[03:10.0]Yo, oj is guilty, and "khaleesi" means queen
[03:10.0]Garbage is filthy and healthy grass is green
[03:10.0][Verse 2
[03:10.0]During the battle of Pelusium
[03:10.0]The Persians had cats, and they were using 'em
[03:10.0]Because they knew that the egyptians were afraid of wounding 'em
[03:10.0]2 grand's the average cost a single carat ruby runs
[03:10.0]But the most expensive chemical element - Californium
[03:10.0]27 Mil a gram, who can afford more than one?
[03:10.0]Being gay in the bible belt is forbidden
[03:10.0]But they watch way more gay porn than anyone
[03:10.0]The Internet weighs as much as an egg in electrons
[03:10.0]Less weight, high peps - best for a chest pump
[03:10.0]But not for muscular hypertrophy, lift heavy
[03:10.0]Dolphins have sex for pleasure, but they never get sweaty
[03:10.0]Human eyeballs stay the same size
[03:10.0]Brown, blue, or green - for your entire lives
[03:10.0]And we perceive the world upside down first!
[03:10.0]The brain flips it over with mind powers!
[03:10.0][Hook 2
[03:10.0]The Sun is hot! How hot? Really hot!
[03:10.0]Saddam was found in a hole underground when he got caught
[03:10.0]The Moon landing happened back in '69, it wasn't fake!
[03:10.0]But someone you don't trust - Glados, when she's promised cake