Gym Song - HONEYMOAN

[00:00.27]You only care about your body
[00:03.48]More into your physique than you are even into me
[00:06.81]You say it started as a hobby
[00:09.93]But now you protein shake and always count your calories
[00:13.14]It ll just seems a bit unhealthy
[00:16.32]Don't get me wrong I'm into body positivity
[00:19.59]But now you're missing every party
[00:22.68]Because you're worried about cheating with the catering
[00:26.1]You break your diet and in a state of contrition
[00:32.75]The only constant is ultimate sport nutrition
[00:38.88]You say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
[00:40.14]When I reach for the snacks on the counter
[00:45.3]And only allow uh uh uh uh uh
[00:48.51]Low fat sugar free peanut butter
[01:04.59]Variety in conversation
[01:07.53]I've noticed has begun decreasing pretty drastically
[01:10.8]My slowly growing trepidation
[01:14.01]'Cause now you talk about your fitness plan exclusively
[01:17.22]I know it's a point of contention
[01:20.49]And we are not the best at always talking openly
[01:23.61]But this is now an intervention
[01:26.7]Sick of pretending words like 'pizza' are profanities
[01:33.57]You break your diet and in a state of contrition
[01:39.78]The only constant is ultimate sport nutrition
[01:46.08]You say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
[01:47.34]When I reach for the snacks on the counter
[01:52.5]And only allow uh uh uh uh uh
[01:55.71]Low fat sugar free peanut butter
[01:59.1]Push ups
[02:00.09]Pull ups
[02:01.74]Bench press more pull ups
[02:05.55]Protein broccoli
[02:08.03]Cheat day is next week
[02:11.46]Push ups
[02:12.48]Pull ups
[02:14.67]Bench press more pull ups
[02:15.3]Protein broccoli
[02:19.47]Cheat day is next week
[02:24.63]You break your diet and in a state of contrition
[02:31.02]The only constant is ultimate sport nutrition
[02:37.29001]You say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
[02:38.52]When I reach for the snacks on the counter
[02:43.70999]And only allow uh uh uh uh uh
[02:46.89]Low fat sugar free peanut butter