Appleton - T.J. Miller

[00:00.25]Appleton - T.J. Miller
[00:03.93]Longitude 44 degrees, latitude 088 degrees.
[00:09.5]North of Wisco, let's do this thing..
[00:14.53]Apples to oranges, there's no way to compare
[00:17.13]When I tell 'em the dopest city in
[00:18.64]Wisconson they all stare
[00:19.92]Named after Samuel Appleton
[00:22.91]Founded two years after 1851
[00:25.69]72'000 is the population
[00:28.44]Only .99% African American
[00:31.44]It's Green Bay (with class)
[00:32.96]Milwaukee (with no fat-a**)
[00:34.19]Madison (that's a girl's name)
[00:35.67]I don't know any other cities
[00:36.77](should've researched it)
[00:37.65]Hydroelectricity is what we're about
[00:39.96]You can find me chilling out at
[00:41.34]The Hearthstone House
[00:42.76]When the other cities step,
[00:44.27]You know they get served
[00:45.61]A day trip to Bubolz Nature Preserve
[00:48.46](badgers!)
[00:58.99]Believe it
[01:00.34]Intersection of 41 and 10th
[01:02.98]You're at the capital of p**sy in
[01:04.36](Wisonsin)
[01:05.81]Riding down that highway, 441
[01:08.83]My sausage makes a Polish connection
[01:11.43]Smoke m*******a with mayor Hannigan
[01:14.35]We'll see crazy like that road
[01:15.68]Wiper outside Anduzzi's
[01:17.229996]Birthplace of famed magician, Houdini
[01:20.0]Escape artistry, though I'd never want to leave
[01:22.78]It's the one city I'd have a daughter or a son in
[01:25.86]You think I'd raise a kid in Cheboygan?
[01:28.0](f**k no)
[01:29.11]Dropping rhymes like an Apple-ton of bricks
[01:31.33]Other cities can suck a big bag of dicks
[01:34.17](except Denver)
[01:34.72]Disco in Wisco, Packers always winners
[01:37.07]Cheese curds, I eat them breakfast,
[01:38.91]Lunch and dinner
[01:45.259995]I said FRV, Fox River Valley, sh*t
[01:48.65]I failed outta high school in Appleton East
[01:51.15]North, West Senior High School,
[01:53.05]And Fox Valley Lutheran High School
[01:55.380005]It's like the worst of the four, or five
[01:58.1]Appleton, Wisconsin... Believe it!