Mr. Hood At Piocallee Jewelry / Crackpot - KMD

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Dumile
[00:00.151]（Mr. Hood）Let's enter this jewerly shop.
[00:03.900]（Zev Love）Ahc'mon Mr. Piocalles man hook it up
[00:06.149]14K, def bracelet, you can't beat it kid!
[00:09.120]（Piocalles）No I cannot do that.
[00:10.113]This is not a pawn shop, this is Piocalles Jewelry!
[00:13.864]Ahh, Mr. Hood, my favorite customer!
[00:15.620]What can I do for you today?
[00:16.612]（Mr. Hood）I would like to see some gold rings.
[00:18.369]（Piocalles） Ahh yes we have these stupid phat gold rings,
[00:19.370]Perfect for your masculine hands.
[00:21.619]（Mr. Hood）Some earrings for my wife.
[00:23.371]（Piocalles）How about these elephant studded diamond earrings,
[00:25.115]Perfect for the woman of your dreams.
[00:26.871]（Mr. Hood）And a watch, for my cousin.
[00:28.121]（Piocalles）Ahh yes we have a Rolex for just under three-thousand
[00:29.371]Seven-hundred and ninety-two.
[00:29.870]（Mr. Hood）That is a beautiful watch.
[00:32.120]（Zev Love]）No actually it's two-thousand, three-hundred
[00:34.365]And thirty-six green.
[00:35.121]（Mr. Hood）Many thanks for your help.
[00:36.803]（Zev Love）Yeah he's always trying to jerk people!
[00:37.305]（Mr. Hood）My name is Mr. Hood. What is your name?
[00:39.055]（Zev Love）Hmm... yeah I'm Zev Love X from K.M.D.
[00:43.297]（Mr. Hood）I am pleased to meet you.
[00:44.554]（Zev Love）Oh yeah likewise uhh, how ya doin anyway?
[00:47.783]（Mr. Hood）Perfectly well, thank you. And you?
[00:49.275]（Zev Love）Ohh... I'm just chillin, ya see uhh
[00:52.685]But I got one problem. I come in here to pawn this
[00:54.941]Bracelet, see cause this rhymin for nickels business
[00:57.190]Ain't makin it. What I need is a job uhh...
[00:59.692]Where you work at? They hiring?
[01:01.437]（Mr. Hood）Follow this avenue (yeah) turn right at the corner (uh-huh)
[01:05.687]Go to the left when you reach the square. (yeah)
[01:08.946]It is the house next to the theater.
[01:10.945]（Zev Love）Ohh. Huh. Yeah I know the line of work you're in, yeah.
[01:14.192]（Mr. Hood）Would you care for a spoon? They are not too expensive.
[01:16.185]（Zev Love）No go, I don't deal with that stuff.
[01:17.877]As a matter of fact...
[01:18.630]
[01:19.130]This reminds me of the days of dwelling with those who
[01:21.380]Killed off the weak for fancy clothes and hoes too
[01:23.621]Not opposed to the picket fence dream
[01:25.628]Where both lines are same side of the gate
[01:27.630]It seems that it's all coming back to me now
[01:29.627]Yeah ummmmm ahhhhhh I figured it was about two summers ago
[01:33.322]No joking, no I lie to win
[01:34.572]Cause it was a crackpot, yeah Crackpot Jenkins
[01:36.823]I first met Crackpot in like Head Starts
[01:38.571]And then I knew he wasn't too head smart cuz I scribbled in art
[01:41.326]He insisted on standing in the sandbox to collect unknown
[01:43.573]Amounts of pebbles and stones to throw rocks
[01:46.073]Dissin the wrist he flicked was suddenly an early physics lesson
[01:48.075]Two atoms can't occupy the same space
[01:50.323]At the same time, acknowledged by the playground's boot to wesson
[01:52.570]Who felt pops rock then cracked pops face
[01:54.823]Considering his aim, I warned he could hurt others with his game
[01:57.922]Ms. Kristmahn warned the same
[01:59.165]Although, he didn't care the heat cuz in a decade and one year
[02:01.915]He continued to throw rocks for a career
[02:03.672]Pain and more pain as he pelt rocks felt by
[02:05.922]Every brother and brown will soon be dealt
[02:08.172]One more rock thrown, ahh shoot
[02:10.172]Under the van was a boy in a blue suit
[02:12.432]Still a lot of rock throwin goin on up the block
[02:14.672]But a pocket full of pebbles what locked up Crackpot
[02:17.171]Should've used his wrists for the cut like Subroc
[02:19.421]Maybe then he'd have avoided the cacophony jackpot
[02:23.171]Yeah, the phony jackpot
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[02:25.672]（Zev Love）Yo man, we got much better things to do with your time
[02:28.939]（Mr. Hood）Show me something better
[02:29.439]（Zev Love）What, something better? We built this place man.
[02:32.150]We're the Gods of the Uni, Kings and Queens
[02:34.301]Of the planet.
[02:35.054](If you or I could see this individual, we might call him an
[02:38.305]Impractical dreamer, or a crackpot.)
[02:40.433]（Zev Love）No, I'm not crackpot.
[02:41.184](Would you have seen the scientific, intellectual, creative
[02:44.786]Genius, in a small ragged negro boy?)
[02:47.532]（Zev Love）Uh-oh, uh-oh, ohh no. You're gonna set it off!