Stock Market Blues - Hank Williams, Jr.

[00:11.64]Hey Charlie Snob, could you make me some investments?
[00:16.33]I wanna get the hell outta here
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[00:20.91]I’ve ordered my Mercedes
[00:23.16]I wanna meet some classy ladies
[00:25.79]And start drinkin’ champagne instead of beer
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[00:30.67]Now I don’t have much money
[00:33.06]But we could work out something
[00:35.54]I could send you 20 bucks a week
[00:40.33]He said that’s not how it works
[00:42.73]And just what is your net worth?
[00:45.23]I said my net worth is what I got on me
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[00:52.66]So I called up my mother in law
[00:55.43]Told ‘er about the add I saw
[00:58.02]Guaranteeing a fortune to be made
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[01:02.38]I said I need a hundred thou
[01:05.01]Cuz we have got to jump in now
[01:07.57]We’ll make a bunch and split it up 2 ways
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[01:12.04]So I met her down at the bank
[01:14.93]Grabbed the check and then I ran
[01:17.28]As fast as I could to the store
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[01:22.21]Now here’s all the money
[01:24.43]So pick some winner sunny
[01:27.06]And call me up when we make the big score
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[01:36.57]Well I saw it on the evening news
[01:39.42]That stock market really had the blues
[01:41.79]And when it closed it set an all time low
[01:46.62]I wondered where did I go wrong?
[01:49.04]Why did this happen to me lord?
[01:51.44]I’ve got to get that money back, you know?
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[01:56.04]Well I just sat there and wondered why
[01:58.80]I was gonna buy low and sell it high
[02:01.22]But things sure didn’t work out that way
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[02:05.90]I don’t know what I’m gonna do
[02:08.64]And to tell y’all the truth
[02:11.02]I think I’ve lost my assets today
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[02:23.40]Hey broker man, please don’t make no more investments
[02:28.21]Cuz I would like to keep my short and pants
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[02:33.16]Cancel that Mercedes, I’m goin’ back to the old lady
[02:37.92]In Little Rock instead of Paris, France
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[02:42.48]Oh, I’ll never play that game again
[02:45.50]I think y’all saw me comin’ friend
[02:47.85]And I jumped right in like a big fool
[02:52.58]Oh I thought I’d make some money
[02:55.02]But it’s really kinda funny
[02:57.46]Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who
[03:02.54]Oh, I thought I’d make some money
[03:04.84]But it’s really kinda funny
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[03:08.88]Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who
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[03:17.32]Yes mother in law, I’m checkin’ on it right now