我饮烈酒点孤灯(唐伯虎点秋香版) - 东北人说电影

[00:00.0]我饮烈酒点孤灯 (唐伯虎点秋香版) - 东北人说电影
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[00:00.86]我饮烈酒点孤灯
[00:02.03]几人醉了几人疯
[00:03.31]王爷来到太师府
[00:04.6]太师已经发了*
[00:05.96]王爷当时开了腔
[00:07.16]听闻太师挺嚣张
[00:08.56]今日带来一幅画
[00:09.87]太师你给开开光
[00:11.27]太师一点都不懂
[00:12.58]上去就是瞎**
[00:13.94]幸好秋香懂得多
[00:15.19]王爷已经被**
[00:16.6]这小当时***
[00:17.83]长个大嘴**喊
[00:19.26]莫非你们有真迹
[00:20.5]拿来让我开开眼
[00:21.92]夫人叫来祝枝山
[00:23.09]这个小子不一般
[00:24.39]王爷让他画凤凰
[00:25.72]整个小鸡带光圈
[00:27.06]王爷当时要发飙
[00:28.43]夫人也是没了招
[00:29.79]回首一招***
[00:31.05]枝山飞起挺老高
[00:32.4]王爷这时又说话
[00:33.64]我这有个脑袋大
[00:34.98]他的特长对对联
[00:36.33]我就问你怕不怕
[00:37.59]他的上联已出完
[00:38.94]太师这回有点悬
[00:40.27]虽然他是挺有权
[00:41.62]奈何自己没语言
[00:42.91]老唐这时进了屋
[00:44.21]太师激动哇哇哭
[00:45.56]老唐却说不是事
[00:46.89]顺嘴就把下联出
[00:48.2]他俩大战三回合
[00:49.55]老唐给他一**
[00:50.81]他的嘴里喷**
[00:52.15]他的灵魂已入魔
[00:53.59]这时王爷出绝招
[00:54.82]派出书生武功高
[00:56.06]他又撇出一幅画
[00:57.41]这***接了招
[00:58.75]书生直接动了手
[01:00.05]打的桌子直发抖
[01:01.46]四个丫头想偷看
[01:02.82]差点没被打成狗
[01:04.2]这时伯虎到堂前
[01:05.39]秋香刚刚被打完
[01:06.69]伯虎当时吓够呛
[01:08.1]一顿还我***
[01:09.44]这时书生又**
[01:10.78]伯虎武功也挺高
[01:12.1]上去一顿旋风脚
[01:13.36]书生飞起挺老高
[01:14.72]王爷一瞅打不过
[01:15.92]带着人马就是撤
[01:17.24]书生直接发了狠
[01:18.62]惹我谁都别好过
[01:20.04]转眼已是第二天
[01:21.32]书生武功不一般
[01:22.64]带着宝剑闯华府
[01:23.979996]桌椅板凳全干翻
[01:25.51]伯虎此时已赶到
[01:26.65]小子果然有一套
[01:27.9]一杆唐家霸王枪
[01:29.270004]你们明天别迟到