Murder By Numbers - Frank Zappa

[00:00.47]Murder By Numbers - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)
[00:03.12]FZ: Alright Now this afternoon on my way down the elevator we stopped at the lobby
[00:14.05]And I was introduced to a man named Sting who I'd never met before And
[00:21.07]He's a very nice man
[00:22.87]And he came to the show tonight and I just talked to him in the dressing room a little while ago and I said: "How would you Mr Sting
[00:29.99]Like to come up on stage and perform with us " Now
[00:48.11]Sting: How's [
[00:52.38]When I saw the first part of the show I realised I had to come up here and tell you something
[00:59.62]Well four years ago Jimmy Swaggart said this about me:
[01:04.63]He said this here song by The Police "
[01:07.68]Murder By Numbers " was written by SATAN
[01:12.74]Performed by the sons of SATAN BEELZEBUB
[01:19.5]LUCIFER THE HORNED ONE
[01:23.6]I wrote the f**kin' song alright
[01:33.979996]Once that you've decided on a killing
[01:37.69]First you make a stone of your heart
[01:41.490005]If you find that your hands are still willing
[01:46.55]Then you can turn a murder into art
[01:49.61]There really isn't any need for bloodshed
[01:52.71]You just do it with a little more finesse
[01:57.380005]If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
[02:01.18]Then it avoids an awful lot of mess because
[02:06.1]It's murder by numbers one two three
[02:08.81]It's as easy to learn as your ABC
[02:12.42]Murder by numbers one two three
[02:16.39]It's as easy to learn as your ABC
[02:41.68]Now if you have a taste for this experience
[02:45.39]And you're flushed with your very first success
[02:49.31]Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
[02:52.76]And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less
[02:56.72]Because a murder is like anything you take to
[03:00.82]It's a habit-forming need for more and more
[03:05.38]You can bump off every member of your family
[03:08.39]And anybody else you find a bore
[03:12.0]Because it's murder by numbers one two three
[03:15.76]It's as easy to learn as your ABC
[03:18.32]Murder by numbers one two three
[03:23.09]It's as easy to learn as your ABC
[03:26.85]I said murder by numbers one two three
[03:32.62]It's as easy to learn as your ABC
[03:34.87]Murder by numbers one two three
[03:37.99]It's as easy to learn as your ABC
[03:42.05]Murder by numbers A B C D E
[03:54.24]FZ: Mr Sting Ladies and gentlemen Mr Sting
[05:20.43]Ike: Sting
[05:21.03]FZ: Thank you "Murder By Numbers" And then suddenly