百变酒精 (cover: 法老) - Double shoot「双重暴击」

[00:00.0]作词: 法老
[00:08.89]作曲: 法老
[00:17.79]我是一个酒精过敏的帅哥
[00:19.8]我的酒品爆差
[00:20.91]但是我爆爱喝
[00:22.23]只要稍微喝一点酒我就会死
[00:24.18]但是让我疯狂喝酒你就会死
[00:26.46]我会掀起桌布给你吃个巴掌
[00:28.8]手握起白酒王然后吹牛撒谎
[00:30.99]老阿姨叫我宝贝男的自我保卫
[00:33.27]我暴揍我的老板并且丢了一个岗位
[00:35.52]宿醉醒来我发现我睡在工地
[00:37.77]次数多了我和工头居然成了homie
[00:39.9]我不仅有了工作收入还低了几倍
[00:42.27]每天搬砖之后我们就要起飞
[00:44.46]Club 里每天都有我的舞姿
[00:46.53]我们天天蹭卡消费从来不到50
[00:48.96]各种酒的品牌开始排队找我代言
[00:51.15]都被我给拒绝老子才不在乎钱
[00:53.16]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:55.38]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[00:57.66]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:59.79]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[01:02.1]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:04.23]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[01:06.54]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:08.67]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[01:11.16]保安给我过肩摔将我赶走
[01:13.2]隔壁为我何时呕吐开了一个盘口
[01:15.39]我的舞技让罗志祥也吓到颤抖
[01:17.61]每次跳完我都要吃三十五个馒头
[01:19.83]早上刷牙漱口洗脸都用酒精
[01:22.05]我已经成精了是只千年酒精
[01:24.3]欢迎隔壁卡座过来找我敬酒
[01:26.46]我会把你打晕并且所有酒都抢走
[01:28.74]爸爸从不担心我会喝多酒驾
[01:30.99]救护车每天凌晨三点准时送我回家
[01:33.45]每次酒局以前我都备好一封遗书
[01:35.64]四十万个红疹排满我的肌肤
[01:37.65]我的嘴巴肿的就像是一根烤肠
[01:39.84]只要我能活着回家妈妈就会表扬
[01:42.21]酒精让我快乐
[01:43.32]酒精让我悲伤
[01:44.46]酒精将我肚子变成一整块的脂肪
[01:46.83]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:48.69]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[01:50.97]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:53.130005]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[01:55.44]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:57.57]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[01:59.880005]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:02.01]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[02:04.5]我一般不吐一吐吐个泳池
[02:06.51]我在里面游泳创造各种花式
[02:08.75]每次喝完我都会丢失一台手机
[02:10.94]如果没偷到我手机我隔日给你邮寄
[02:13.35]这就是我的性格
[02:14.52]充满血性
[02:15.57]每个摩的司机都把我当兄弟
[02:17.61]我和他们有36 种击掌手势
[02:19.8]他们不仅送我回家还要抢光我的首饰
[02:22.23]今天早上我突然决定要戒酒
[02:24.51]因为我的女朋友想要和我分手
[02:26.64]哦我想起来了我并没有女朋友
[02:28.77]那是十五年前那时我刚开始喝酒
[02:31.2]记得那时我的成绩非常优异
[02:33.18]都是喝假酒让我成了一个砂皮
[02:35.67]如果能够重来我一定适量饮酒
[02:37.62]像个真的男人一样来上一桶汽油
[02:39.87]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:42.03]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[02:44.31]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:45.51]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[02:46.47]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:47.31]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[02:48.45]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:49.23]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[02:50.01]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:50.88]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[02:53.22]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:55.35]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心
[02:57.12]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:57.9]我是百变酒精不是百变小樱
[02:58.68]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:59.45999]今晚我要出门酒局你得小心