Thing-Fish Intro - Frank Zappa

[00:00.0]Thing-Fish Intro - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)
[00:08.59]Once upon a time musta been 'round october
[00:12.28]Few years back in one o' dose top secret lab-motories de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath virginia
[00:18.86]An evil prince occasion'ly employed as a p
[00:22.58]Ime theatrical criticizer set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic genocidical remove'lance of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys
[00:34.91]De cocksucker done whiffed up a secret potium
[00:37.89]An' right 'long wid it
[00:39.33]De atrocious idea dat what he been boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de final solutium to de white main's 'boidennn'
[00:47.26]Yo' acquire my drift
[00:50.5]Well he were sure he had a good thing goin'
[00:53.38]But dere was always de possobility dat somethin' might f**k up
[00:58.24]So he planned to have a little test jes' to check it all out befo' he dump't it
[01:04.04]E wattuh supply
[01:06.72]Sho'tly denafter
[01:07.34]Wit high-level gubnint co-robberatium he arranged to have a good-will visit to san quentim
[01:13.35]'Long wit some country-westin mu- zishnin's 'n sprinkle a little bit of it on some
[01:18.520004]E boys in deahhh (since dey done used a few of 'em befo' when dey was messin' wit de zyph'liss)
[01:23.45]So heah dey come wit de potium dump'nit all in de mash potatoes
[01:28.87]Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy
[01:32.42]Watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen
[01:35.92]Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened
[01:38.66]So dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november
[01:45.759995]Next thing y'know fagnits be droppin' off like flies '
[01:49.57]Long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls
[01:53.380005]Pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment
[01:57.0]But not de boys in de rest home
[01:59.0]Oh no mixin' de sh*t wit de mash potatoes done smoothed it out a little
[02:04.3]So's it wouldn't kill yo' a**
[02:05.92]But it sho' would make y'ugly 'n ef y'was already ugly
[02:09.48]D make yo a** mean 'n ugly '
[02:11.67]N ef you was already mean 'n ugly
[02:13.6]It'd turn ya into a strange unknown kreetchuh
[02:16.72]Never befo' seen on broadway lthass right
[02:19.98]It'd turn ya' into a 'mammy nun' hea E a potato
[02:31.53]Lips like a duck big ol' hands
[02:38.95999]Puffin' up big ones science
[02:44.7]Me-jev'l re-lij-mus costumery all over yo' body yow oh yeah