Ⅲ《歇后语大全》叁《斗争 》《多此一举》 - 申鑫

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[00:03.460]Ⅲ《歇后语大全》叁《斗争》《多此一举》
[00:04.933]词：申鑫
[00:06.431]曲：申鑫
[00:08.927]Hi！《斗争》
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[00:10.182]两个狮子打架
[00:13.177]---不是你死,就是我死
[00:16.684]两虎相斗
[00:20.180]---必有一伤
[00:23.927]张天师叫门
[00:27.679]---捉鬼
[00:30.928]鸡蛋碰石头
[00:34.434]---不是对
[00:37.429]Hi！
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[00:52.175]秃子头上扑苍蝇
[00:55.182]---一打一个
[00:57.933]针尖对麦芒
[01:01.684]---尖对尖
[01:05.179]钉头碰着钻头
[01:08.433]---狠对狠
[01:11.936]屋檐上吊起的鱼
[01:15.175]---干起来了
[01:18.683]Hi！
[01:35.679]
[01:36.432]斩草除根
[01:39.684]---除恶务尽
[01:43.180]狗尾巴上系鞭炮
[01:46.429]---着炸
[01:49.934]赵匡胤卖包子
[01:52.930]---御驾亲蒸(征)
[01:56.682]毒蜈蚣
[02:00.177]---自有雄鸡来吃
[02:03.936]Hi！
[02:17.185]
[02:17.689]巷道遇仇人
[02:21.433]---狭路相逢
[02:24.185]犄牛打架
[02:27.681]---角(各)对角(各)
[02:30.931]洒馆子关门
[02:34.437]---空席(袭)
[02:37.930]铁匠死了不闭眼
[02:41.184]---惦铁
[02:44.931]Hi！
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[03:02.428]铁匠女嫁石匠
[03:05.435]---硬对硬
[03:08.930]铁匠做官
[03:12.436]---打字在先
[03:15.930]铁匠教徒弟
[03:19.183]---说打
[03:22.931]铁匠考徒弟
[03:26.185]---过打
[03:29.619]Hi！
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[03:43.877]铁匠做官
[03:46.627]---只讲打
[03:50.123]铁锅遇着钢扫把
[03:53.629]---碰到对头了
[03:57.123]铁锤打钢钎
[04:00.629]---硬碰硬
[04:03.625]铁匠催徒弟
[04:07.630]---快打
[04:10.871]Hi！
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[04:28.380]梁山上的兄弟
[04:31.873]---不打不亲
[04:34.880]梁山上的英雄
[04:38.375]---不打不相识
[04:41.870]梁山上的好汉
[04:45.377]---逼出来的
[04:49.371]菱角对棕子
[04:52.877]---尖对尖
[04:55.627]Hi！
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[05:10.127]黄飞虎战关云长
[05:14.122]---刀对刀
[05:17.128]蛇吃黄鳝
[05:19.870]---直拼
[05:23.130]铜盆碰上铁扫帚
[05:26.625]---谁也不让谁
[05:30.377]断气前的嚎叫
[05:34.625]---重死挣扎
[05:37.879]Hi！
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[05:54.630]蜘蛛摆下八卦阵
[05:58.382]---专捉飞来将
[06:01.876]瞎子观龙灯
[06:04.625]---只听风家伙响
[06:08.132]磨道的驴
[06:11.372]---打出来的
[06:14.879]癞蛤蟆箍蛇
[06:18.872]---拼命
[06:21.623]Hi！多此一举
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[06:35.624]叫化子守夜
[06:38.877]---多余的
[06:42.126]江边上卖水
[06:45.379]---多此一举
[06:48.874]吃咸鱼蘸酱油
[06:52.879]---多此一举
[06:55.874]两口子拜年
[06:59.123]---多余一礼
[07:02.629]Hi！
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[07:20.126]两口子认亲
[07:23.123]---多此一举
[07:26.629]两个盘子装一条鱼
[07:30.122]---多余
[07:33.628]两娘儿认亲
[07:36.881]---找话讲
[07:41.130]画蛇添足
[07:44.381]---多此一举
[07:47.131]Hi！
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[08:01.379]雨后送伞
[08:04.873]---多此一举
[08:08.122]两姐妹认亲
[08:11.226]---寻话讲
[08:14.721]脱掉裤子放屁
[08:18.227]---多此一举
[08:21.476]戴斗笠撑伞
[08:24.717]---多此一举
[08:28.723]Hi！