三十六计(Single Version) - 林海峰&苦荣

[00:00.0]三十六计 - 林海峰/苦荣
[00:03.6]词：林海峰
[00:07.21]曲：林海峰
[00:10.82]谂下计谂下计
[00:12.12]食脑冠军边个系
[00:13.49]你级数这么低
[00:14.86]你跟我冇得挥
[00:16.2]呃下鬼搞下鬼
[00:17.51]没法看清真与伪
[00:18.93]果边个位哥仔
[00:20.18]有笋野俾你睇
[00:21.62]谂下计谂下计
[00:22.98]学下拍拖点作弊
[00:24.22]应该声东击西
[00:25.55]手机永不开启
[00:27.17]呃下鬼搞下鬼
[00:28.48]但我搞得好美丽
[00:29.8]听听呢首歌仔
[00:31.09]只CD好鬼抵
[00:43.48]我话呢个世界
[00:44.91]够哂古灵精怪
[00:46.22]一唔小心差错脚
[00:47.59]你会跌落悬崖
[00:48.92]打机俾人呃武器
[00:50.36]唔洗要生又要死
[00:51.66]你话自己唔够运
[00:52.96]其实系贪字得个贫
[00:54.57]纵火打劫借刀杀人
[00:56.07]反客为主借尸还魂
[00:57.43]江湖险恶牛鬼蛇神
[00:58.86]一语记之带眼识人
[01:00.16]谂下计谂下计
[01:01.28]食脑冠军边个系
[01:02.6]你级数这么低
[01:03.86]你跟我冇得挥
[01:05.3]呃下鬼搞下鬼
[01:06.59]没法看清真与伪
[01:07.96]果边个位哥仔
[01:09.14]有笋野俾你睇
[01:10.69]谂下计谂下计
[01:12.12]学下拍拖点作弊
[01:13.479996]应该声东击西
[01:14.66]手机永不开启
[01:16.21]呃下鬼搞下鬼
[01:17.54]但我搞得好美丽
[01:18.91]听听呢首歌仔
[01:20.15]只CD好鬼抵
[01:32.68]我话学校就系
[01:33.96]就系生死战场
[01:35.33]想要出奇制胜
[01:36.619995]唔想战死沙场
[01:38.03]见到个Friend俾人窝
[01:39.520004]系咪隔岸观火
[01:40.83]校长巡房查书包
[01:42.240005]一招金蝉脱壳
[01:43.490005]调虎离山抛砖引玉
[01:45.0]瞒天过海暗渡陈仓
[01:46.55]数中有术术中有数
[01:47.880005]阴阳变理防不胜防
[01:49.119995]谂下计谂下计
[01:50.259995]食脑冠军边个系
[01:51.57]你级数这么低
[01:52.81]你跟我冇得挥
[01:54.39]呃下鬼搞下鬼
[01:55.75]没法看清真与伪
[01:57.18]果边个位哥仔
[01:58.42]有笋野俾你睇
[01:59.83]谂下计谂下计
[02:01.19]学下拍拖点作弊
[02:02.56]应该声东击西
[02:03.86]手机永不开启
[02:05.29]呃下鬼搞下鬼
[02:06.64]但我搞得好美丽
[02:08.01]听听呢首歌仔
[02:09.25]只CD好鬼抵
[02:24.47]谂下计谂下计
[02:25.7]食脑冠军边个系
[02:27.12]你级数这么低
[02:28.37]你跟我冇得挥
[02:29.8]呃下鬼搞下鬼
[02:31.18]没法看清真与伪
[02:32.57]果边个位哥仔
[02:33.88]有笋野俾你睇
[02:35.3]谂下计谂下计
[02:36.67]学下拍拖点作弊
[02:38.03]应该声东击西
[02:39.33]手机永不开启
[02:40.76]呃下鬼搞下鬼
[02:42.08]但我搞得好美丽
[02:43.45999]听听呢首歌仔
[02:44.76]只CD好鬼抵