(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - Michelle Pfeiffer

[00:00.48](The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - Michelle Pfeiffer
[00:04.02]Front step
[00:04.69]Cha cha cha
[00:05.72]Back step cha cha cha
[00:07.46]Side step
[00:08.25]Front step
[00:09.22]Back
[00:09.95]And turn
[00:11.16]Oh my god
[00:11.56]Penny
[00:11.71]There's link
[00:13.04]Link
[00:14.12]I can't believe
[00:14.68]I'm really here auditioning
[00:16.06]I can't believe
[00:16.54]I'm really here watching you audition
[00:18.34]Fron't step
[00:19.06]Cha cha cha
[00:20.07]Back step cha cha cha
[00:21.8]Side step
[00:22.63]Front step
[00:23.48]Back and
[00:24.62]Oh amber
[00:25.89]Look at this motly crew oh
[00:28.23]This town has sure gone
[00:28.93]Down hill since
[00:30.31]I was crowned miss
[00:31.23]Oh mother not more ancient history
[00:32.81]Oh my god how times have changed
[00:35.8]This girls must be blind
[00:37.38]Or completely deranged
[00:39.7]But times seem to halt
[00:41.25]When I was miss baltimore crabs
[00:44.53]Amber that move is far too dirty
[00:46.7]Mother wake up from
[00:47.63]That dream of yours this isn't 1930
[00:50.57]You can laugh but life's a test
[00:53.52]Don't do this don't do that
[00:55.15]Remember
[00:56.35]Mother knows best
[00:57.46]And the crowns in the vault from
[00:59.52]When I won miss baltimore crabs
[01:02.22]These steps are perfect ammunition
[01:04.29]Let me show you how you mommy dear
[01:06.41]Took out the competition
[01:08.520004]Girls go get
[01:10.21]Boys let's rumba
[01:11.85]1 2 3 4 5 6 7
[01:15.43]Those poor runner ups
[01:17.18]Might still hold some grudges
[01:19.020004]They padded their cups
[01:20.81]But I screwed the judges
[01:22.36]Those broads thought
[01:23.35]They'd win if a plate
[01:25.07]They would spin in their dance
[01:27.54]Ha ha ha not a chance
[01:30.19]Boys put me down
[01:31.67]Oh good morning ladies
[01:33.43]Let's see what you got
[01:35.17]Twist twist twist twist
[01:37.04]Mashed potato mambo
[01:38.7]Ready begin
[01:40.19]On my show you'll never find
[01:41.72]A thrusting hip or bump and grind
[01:43.630005]Whats that
[01:43.94]A dance for flees and tics
[01:45.4]Oh you should have seen my bag of tricks
[01:47.57]I hit the stage
[01:49.58]Batons ablaze
[01:51.009995]While belting aida
[01:52.8]And preparing souflees
[01:54.96]But that triple somersault
[01:56.509995]Is how I clinched miss baltimore crabs
[02:29.45]Proceed
[02:30.54001]Are you scared we're on live
[02:32.24]No I'm sure I can cope
[02:33.92]Well this show isn't broadcast in
[02:36.45999]Cinema scope
[02:37.31]I never drink one chocolate malt
[02:39.51]No deserts for miss baltimore crabs
[02:44.64]This one will never get a date
[02:46.22]In those hand me down clothes
[02:48.33]Ha kid she'll never get a date
[02:50.19]Till daddy buy her a new nose
[02:51.99]I would say
[02:52.64]OI guvilut
[02:53.75]If I wasn't miss baltimore crabs
[02:59.19]Do you dance like you dress
[03:00.76]Amber theres no need to be cruel
[03:02.64]Would you swim in an integrated pool
[03:06.09]I sure would I'm all 4 integration
[03:08.76]It's the new frontier
[03:10.65]Not in baltimore it isn't
[03:12.67]And may I be frank
[03:14.29]First impressions can be tough
[03:15.83]And when I saw you I knew
[03:17.95999]If your size weren't enough
[03:19.5]Your last answer just blew it
[03:21.53]And so my dear
[03:23.2]So short and stout
[03:25.28]You'll never be in
[03:26.6]So were kicking you out
[03:28.84]With your form and your fate
[03:30.85]O it isn't your fault
[03:32.3]Just down with a case of
[03:34.08]Miss baltimore crabs
[03:42.68]Ergh you may go
[03:44.27]I'm
[03:44.95]Thank you
[03:46.74]I think they secretly liked you
[03:51.02]May I please audition
[03:52.75]Of course not
[03:53.81]But you can bow and exalt
[03:55.82]'Cause I am miss baltimore crabs
[04:01.72]Crabs crabs
[04:04.47]Crabs