Role Model - Eminem

[00:00.000] 作词 : Young, Andre Romell / Bradford, Melvin
[00:00.319] 作曲 : Young, Andre Romell / Bradford, Melvin
[00:00.638]Ok I'm going to attempt to drown myself
[00:02.898]You can try this at home
[00:04.484]You can be just like me （Mic check 12We recording ）
[00:18.665]Im cancerous and when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
[00:21.69]And if ya responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
[00:23.863]I'd strangle you to death then choke you again （ack）
[00:26.16]Then broke your f**king legs til'your
[00:27.769]Bones poke through your skin（AAWW）
[00:28.820]You beef with me Im-a even the score equally
[00:31.230]Take on Jerry Springer and beat your a**legally
[00:34.89]I get you blunted off of funny home grown
[00:36.242]Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono（OH NO ）
[00:39.502]And If I said I never did d**gs that would mean I lie
[00:42.506]AND get f**ked more that the President does
[00:44.385]Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
[00:47.78]I ripped his f**king tonsils out and fed her sherbert （*****）
[00:50.180]My nerves hurt lately Im on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice
[00:53.322]And ripped out his blonde dreads （f**k）
[00:55.225]Every girl I ever went out with was going lez'
[00:57.578]Follow me and do excactly like the song says
[01:00.36]Smoke w**d take pills drop outta school kill people and drink
[01:03.87]Jump behind wheel like it was still legal
[01:05.504]Im dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
[01:07.896]So Im dumb enough to ask a for date with Lauryn Hill
[01:10.376]Some people only see that Im white ignoring skill
[01:12.911]Cos'I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill
[01:15.564]But I dont get pissed ya'll dont even see through the mist
[01:18.183]How the f**k can I be white I dont even exist
[01:20.664]I get a clean shave bath go to a rave die from an overdose
[01:23.919]And dig myself up out of my grave
[01:25.822]My middle finger won't go down how do I wave
[01:28.598]And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave
[01:31.931]Now follow me and do excactly what you see
[01:34.48]Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me
[01:36.289]I slap women and eat shrooms then O D
[01:39.247]Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me
[01:42.119]Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
[01:44.313]When we heard a knock on the door （knock）must ′ve been Ron Gold'
[01:47.555]Jumped behind the door put the orgy on hold
[01:49.558]Killed 'em both and smeared blood on white Bronco （We did it ）
[01:52.765]My mind won'y work and my spine don't jerk
[01:54.824]I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
[01:57.180]I'm not a player just an ill rhyme sayer
[01:59.773]That'll spray an aerosol can up at the ozone layer （psssssssh）
[02:02.739]My rap style's warped I'm runnin out the morgue
[02:05.493]Witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch （scream）
[02:08.578]Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on
[02:10.965]And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
[02:13.442]Im about as normal as Norman Baites with deformative traits
[02:15.818]A premature birth that was four minutes late
[02:18.892]Mother are you there I love you -I never meant to hit you
[02:22.820]On the head with that shovel
[02:25.204]（Evil laugh）
[02:25.466]Will someone please explain to my
[02:26.421]Brains that I just severed a main vein
[02:27.765]With a chainsaw and Im in pain
[02:29.75]I take a breather and sighed either I'm high or I'm nuts
[02:32.186]Cause if you ain't tiltin this room neither am I
[02:34.288]So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her a**
[02:37.433]Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
[02:39.912]Cause when I drop this solo sh*t it's over with
[02:41.872]I bought Cage's tape opened it and dubbed over it
[02:44.840]I came to a club drunk and with a fake ID
[02:47.145]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
[02:49.368]I've been with 10women who got HIV
[02:51.759]Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me
[02:54.674]I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
[02:57.629]Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me
[03:00.456]I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
[03:03.28]You probably wanna grow up the JUST like me