Where My Diamonds Hide (Minecraft Parody of Demons) - J Rice

[00:00.117]When the days are ending
[00:02.808]And iron's smelting
[00:05.577]The dreams we see
[00:07.824]While we're sound asleep
[00:10.697]And the thieves chain mail
[00:13.675]Helped them tread through hell
[00:15.869]All of my traps failed
[00:18.821]Now my ores run stale
[00:22.818]I wanna hide my stuff
[00:25.300]So they won't have a clue
[00:28.068]Cuz fate has not been kind
[00:30.655]Need a place they won't find
[00:33.397]Even when they don't need
[00:35.984]They still are made of greed
[00:38.753]How could I be so dumb
[00:41.391]How could I be so dumb
[00:44.003]I put it in my house
[00:46.668]I thought it would be safe
[00:49.306]It's where my diamonds hide
[00:52.075]It's where my diamonds hide
[00:55.027]Don't get too close
[00:57.378]I put traps inside
[01:00.147]It's where my diamonds hide
[01:02.681]It's where my diamonds hide
[01:05.188]So I learned my lesson
[01:06.965]And moved my chest
[01:09.603]And I crafted weapons
[01:12.424]You won't suspect
[01:14.619]And I dug a hole
[01:17.179]And I set my trap
[01:20.183]When you think you've won
[01:22.534]justice will be done
[01:26.792]And you won't get my stuff
[01:29.378]Cuz you don't have a clue
[01:32.042]And finally fate's been kind
[01:34.628]Cuz you blew up this time
[01:37.345]Even when you don't need
[01:40.114]You still are made of greed
[01:42.779]This time I won't be dumb
[01:45.339]This time I won't be dumb
[01:47.977]It won't go in my house
[01:50.694]But somewhere else that safe
[01:53.411]It's where my diamonds hide
[01:56.101]It's where my diamonds hide
[01:58.975]Don't get too close
[02:01.430]I put traps inside
[02:04.042]It's where my diamonds hide
[02:06.707]It's where my diamonds hide
[02:09.424]You don't know how you died
[02:12.166]All you can do is cry
[02:14.700]Cuz you don't know where my
[02:17.548]Where my diamonds hide
[02:20.003]Explosion was so loud
[02:22.668]I heard it from my house
[02:25.280]You oughta know by now
[02:27.997]I'll never show you how
[02:30.740]I put it in my house
[02:33.404]I thought it would be safe
[02:35.964]It's where my diamonds hide
[02:38.707]It's where my diamonds hide
[02:41.502]Don't get too close
[02:44.088]I put traps inside
[02:46.805]It's where my diamonds hide
[02:49.391]It's where my diamonds hide