Yodo (Minecraft Parody of Yolo) - J Rice

[00:01.956]YODO~
[00:06.033]YODO
[00:07.294]You Only Die Once
[00:09.454]fall on once too heavy starvation
[00:12.241]if you wanna hide, hold shift
[00:15.020]So don't crying baby, it's not worth to risk
[00:18.463]You know that day is still young
[00:22.167]So don't be dumb
[00:25.076]Don't trust anyone
[00:27.879]'Cause you only die once
[00:30.267]Ah, You only die once, that's the motto
[00:33.386]Don't go for get killed, stay off your coffin
[00:35.653]And never lie like those ghast 'cause they had all the tears
[00:39.038]Your friends will all be sorry when they have fear
[00:41.406]And stay the hell away from hogs 'cause they are evil
[00:44.644]Then change your difficulty out of hard, it's not legal
[00:47.395]And you should never trust a friend, 'cause they've been known to fail
[00:50.601]And never travel by pig, foot, boat or by rail
[00:53.409]And don't travel by boat and don't travel at all
[00:56.639]Built a TNT shelter basement with obsidian walls
[00:59.488]There's wear obsidian suits, in case anvils fall on ya
[01:03.045]And never fall in lava 'cause that will crash and drive off
[01:05.521]And never use any lava 'cause it is often unsafe
[01:08.972]You only die once, don't let it go to waste
[01:11.671]Well,You know that you are still young
[01:16.259]So mine till you done
[01:18.845]Cook your meat 'til it's done
[01:21.882]'Cause you only die once
[01:24.274]Yeah, and here's another piece of advice
[01:27.184]Stay away from monsters 'cause they are just way too high
[01:29.729]There's no such thing as living in hell
[01:33.092]There's lava beneath, you and your mine'll all fell
[01:35.474]But there's any tickets course, and make sure to use yours with
[01:39.246]Always let your iron smelted and make a funk in
[01:41.698]Then hire a taster, make him check your potions for poison
[01:45.230]And if you think your admin is a spy then destroy 'im
[01:47.675]No armor or shovels, they could choke you when you sleep
[01:51.040]Two words about chickens: KILLING MACHINES
[01:53.630]Board your windows up, the sun is bad for your health
[01:56.767]And always wrap your jungle fine so you're safe from yourself
[01:59.500]OK, take no chances (no chances)
[02:01.726]Stop parkour (right now)
[02:02.896]You need to play a safe and put some diamonds in store rich（uh-huh）
[02:06.160]gather supplies（why?）
[02:07.457]fill up your chest（okay）
[02:08.908]Because the occur is 'cause the creepers always watch you when dress (ewww)
[02:11.624]Proudly saving your live, you need to care for yourself
[02:14.751]You gotta stuck up on me, to replenish your help（replenish your help）
[02:17.629]If you going outside,you better go with a friend
[02:20.955]I'm just playing watching your back and you'll be here till the end
[02:23.873]YODO
[02:25.269]Say no, no
[02:27.012]Isolate yourself
[02:29.019]And just roll solo, be carefulo
[02:33.014]You Ought to Dig Out also stands for YODO
[02:36.376]You know that you are still young
[02:39.659]But creeper here it comes
[02:42.709]Then don't team with bad guy
[02:45.617]'Cause ye just loved and swam
[02:48.037]Only on this map for a short time (time)
[02:51.079]So don't go outside cause you don't wanna die (die)
[02:54.382]Just take our advice and hide
[02:57.658]And scream YODO to the sky
[03:01.290]You Ought to Dig Out…