百变奶精 (全网最甜翻唱) - 张生

[00:00.0]百变奶精（翻自 法老）
[00:00.94]原曲：百变酒精
[00:20.133]我是一个酒精过敏的帅哥
[00:22.054]喝不了酒所以奶粉我爆爱喝
[00:24.689]只要稍微喝一点酒我就会死
[00:26.586]但是让我疯狂喝奶
[00:27.893]你就会死
[00:28.804]说我唱什么都
[00:30.312]一股子奶味
[00:31.417]用奶把你键盘屏幕浸泡到报废
[00:33.553]装扮的图要翻倍
[00:34.788]我自己画张买醉
[00:35.83]我灌了B站的人
[00:36.615]然后没了个推荐位
[00:37.923]宿醉醒来我
[00:38.89]发现我睡在
[00:39.42]菜场
[00:40.591]次数多了成就了我摆早餐摊的梦想
[00:42.507]我不仅有了工作收入还低了几倍
[00:44.132]每天收摊之后我们就要起飞
[00:46.868]直播间里面的水友们都很受伤
[00:49.046]打开B站私信还有人来给我上香
[00:51.272]各种奶粉品牌开始排队找我代言
[00:53.512]都被我给拒绝老子才不在乎钱
[00:55.463]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:57.767]我是百变奶精
[00:58.695]不是百变小樱
[00:59.987]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:02.07]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[01:04.472]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:06.551]我是百变奶精
[01:07.653]不是百变小樱
[01:08.817]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:10.928]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[01:13.511]要是在我喝奶时向我劝酒
[01:15.437]我把你灌成狗
[01:16.487]脑子和身体离异
[01:17.897]让你抱着你爸一直在那狂喊老弟
[01:19.87]拯救你们这些酒鬼就是我的教义
[01:22.128]我刷牙洗脸洗白白都用奶粉
[01:24.272]这能帮我涨粉
[01:25.448]效果相当的狠
[01:26.505]欢迎隔壁卡座过来找我battle
[01:28.779]我会把你打晕并且所有酒都抢走
[01:31.06]喝奶才更健康
[01:32.214005]喝酒会糊脑浆
[01:33.249]救护车每天凌晨三点准时送我回乡
[01:35.725]每次劝酒之前我都备好一封遗书
[01:37.945]他们都贼凶可我要忍住不哭
[01:40.164]实在劝不动我就原地变成刘翔
[01:42.443]只要我能活着回家妈妈就会表扬
[01:44.614]奶粉让我快乐
[01:45.658005]奶粉让我悲伤
[01:46.707]奶粉让我肚子变成一整块的脂肪
[01:49.048004]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:50.922]我是百变奶精
[01:52.076996]不是百变小樱
[01:53.206]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:55.419]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[01:57.934]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:59.828995]我是百变奶精
[02:00.967]不是百变小樱
[02:02.088]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:04.259]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[02:06.824]我一般不吐
[02:07.659]一吐吐个泳池
[02:08.77701]我在里面游泳创造各种花式
[02:11.149]清醒后发现这是别人家的泳池
[02:13.155]我马上撒点花瓣让它变成牛奶浴池
[02:15.656]因为我很有素质从不吵架
[02:17.627]不像他们几个
[02:18.675]爱吵讲的还瞎
[02:19.84]白天不管干什么都没有人会夸
[02:22.053]晚上喝了点酒
[02:22.97299]没了理智
[02:23.42]瞬间觉得自己好**呀
[02:24.758]今天早上我突然决定要戒奶
[02:26.643]因为我发现喝奶好像也会变嗨
[02:28.962]只要我们很嗨
[02:30.02701]就会有人想加塞
[02:31.267]我想让自己冷静但是我没法断奶
[02:33.432]至少我们补钙体质非常优异
[02:35.388]他们喝着假酒变成了一群**
[02:37.929]如果能够重来
[02:38.94101]我还会选择喝奶
[02:40.13]跟我一起喝奶让你变得善良可爱
[02:42.065]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:44.272]我是百变奶精
[02:45.42801]不是百变小樱
[02:46.538]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:48.716]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[02:50.972]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:53.16]我是百变奶精
[02:54.567]不是百变小樱
[02:55.505]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:57.599]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[03:17.805]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:19.899]我是百变奶精
[03:20.896]不是百变小樱
[03:22.045]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:24.249]这歌没啥深意但是你得小心
[03:26.47299]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:28.66501]我是百变奶精
[03:29.821]不是百变小樱
[03:30.942]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:33.188]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心