032亲戚大聚会的尴尬 - 王蓝莓同学

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[00:00.89]我就是王蓝梅
[00:03.43]她就是王蓝梅
[00:04.83]我是他妈
[00:05.79]李丽枝儿
[00:07.41]这就是幸福快乐的王蓝梅一家人
[00:18.12]兴起大聚会的尴尬
[00:23.09]每年王蓝梅家里的老人过生日啊
[00:26.99]都会有好多亲戚从外地赶来
[00:30.35]这亲近的大聚会
[00:32.27]呃
[00:32.53]每年却都让王蓝梅特别尴尬
[00:35.93]是啊
[00:36.59]谁也不认识
[00:37.61]记住一个都费劲
[00:39.03]而且亲戚们长得还都挺秀
[00:41.49]这时候
[00:42.51]妈妈把蓝莓拉到了一个老爷爷面前来
[00:46.53]来来来 蓝维
[00:47.63]这是你家住黑龙江
[00:48.97]你爷爷的大哥
[00:50.41]你叫大爷
[00:51.81]呃 上次见面
[00:52.81]蓝莓还小
[00:53.71]不记事呢
[00:55.17]蓝莓啊
[00:55.71]给你大爷问个好
[00:57.8]大爷好
[00:59.38]妈妈又把王蓝梅拉到一个和爸爸年纪差不多的人面前
[01:04.94]这是家住吉林
[01:06.2]你爸爸的大哥
[01:07.42]你叫大爷
[01:08.7]这刀也不近
[01:09.82]见面次数少
[01:11.020004]蓝梅啊
[01:11.6]给你大爷问个好
[01:13.12]大爷好
[01:14.520004]这是家住大连
[01:15.54]你奶奶的兄弟
[01:16.62]你叫七舅爷
[01:17.86]近几年腿脚不好
[01:19.2]动的少
[01:19.86]见面也不容易
[01:21.1]蓝梅
[01:21.479996]赶紧跟你七舅爷不好
[01:23.26]七舅爷好
[01:24.88]这位是家住山东
[01:26.2]你姥姥的兄弟
[01:27.16]你就叫七舅姥爷
[01:28.81]上回上咱家来
[01:29.93]正好你们在家来
[01:31.49]这回补上来呗
[01:32.59]给你七舅姥爷问好
[01:34.31]七舅姥爷好
[01:36.229996]这是你表舅妈
[01:37.490005]表舅妈好
[01:38.53]这是你大娘
[01:39.729996]大娘好
[01:41.130005]这是你四舅妈的弟弟
[01:42.57]你得叫舅
[01:43.68]舅舅好
[01:45.44]这是你表舅妈
[01:46.5]表舅妈好
[01:48.66]一圈下来
[01:50.520004]王兰梅啊
[01:51.740005]基本上是一个也没记住
[01:54.259995]这时
[01:55.46]刚介绍完的一个长辈来到王兰梅跟前
[01:58.96]蓝梅呀
[01:59.92]你管我舅啥舅妈
[02:03.08]我是你大娘
[02:05.07]蓝莓呀
[02:05.83]我是谁呀
[02:07.27]你七舅姥爷好
[02:08.91]我是你七舅爷
[02:10.89]蓝莓
[02:11.97]我是谁呀
[02:13.47]蓝莓呀
[02:14.03]你管我叫啥
[02:15.25]蓝莓
[02:16.07]我是谁呀
[02:17.47]这些亲戚给蓝莓问的呀
[02:20.07]是巫术遁逃
[02:21.87]太尴尬了
[02:23.31]正在无法脱身之际
[02:25.17]他看到了一个小妹妹
[02:27.09]心想
[02:27.81]我找个小孩一起玩儿
[02:29.95]就避开了
[02:31.09]王蓝莓走过去说
[02:33.25]小妹妹
[02:33.81]我带你去玩啊
[02:35.16]是不是小妹妹呀
[02:36.16]这是你小姨啊
[02:37.68]这是我表妹
[02:38.38]我小姨
[02:38.84]你小姨老的女儿
[02:39.92]快叫小姨
[02:41.2]小小小姨
[02:44.4]乖外甥女
[02:46.6]你刚才说想带我去哪儿呀
[02:51.64]哎
[02:52.4]这真是王兰梅永世难忘的大型社死现场