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[00:00.06]Stuart (Album Version)-The Dead Milkmen
[00:05.16]You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other
[00:10.02]People, here, in the trailer park.
[00:11.64]Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're
[00:14.55]Good americans. but they're content to sit back, maybe
[00:17.22]Watch a little mork and mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
[00:19.14]Back a cool, coors 16-ouncer. they're good, fine people,
[00:20.85]Stuart. But they don't know... what the queers are doing
[00:24.9]To the soil!
[00:30.09]You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
[00:32.58]In the neighborhood. he's a fine kid. some of the neighbors
[00:34.77]Say he smokes crack, but i don't believe it.
[00:36.9]Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
[00:39.57]Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
[00:42.48]Ask for anything else as long as i live."so the guy
[00:44.07]Breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
[00:45.36]Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
[00:47.58]The wurster kid, looking up in the tree. i say, "what are
[00:50.49]You looking for?"he says "i'm looking for my burrow owl."
[00:52.95]I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
[00:54.6]The burrow owl lives. in a hole. in the ground. why the hell do you
[00:57.27]Think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"now stuart, do you
[00:59.22]Think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
[01:02.34]Doing to the soil?
[01:10.56]I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer
[01:13.979996]My oldest boy, bill jr. died. you know that carnival comes into
[01:16.71]Town every year?well this year they came through with a ride
[01:18.72]Called the mixer. the man said, "keep your head, and arms, inside
[01:21.36]The mixer at all times."but bill jr, he was a daaaredevil, just
[01:25.26]Like his old man. he was leaning out saying "hey everybody,
[01:28.229996]Look at me!Look at me!"Pow!He was decapitated!They found
[01:31.17]His head over by the snow cone concession.
[01:37.29]A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
[01:39.72]In there. from pueblo, colorado, and it's addressed to bill, jr.
[01:43.5]And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our
[01:46.619995]Soil?"
[01:46.8]Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
[01:53.07]With a big underground homosexual population. des moines, iowa,
[01:56.67]Perfect example. look at the soil around des moines, stuart.
[02:00.0]You can't build on it;you can't grow anything in it. The government
[02:02.76]Says it's due to poor farming. but i know what's really going on,
[02:05.31]Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
[02:07.74]They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
[02:10.02]God.
[02:10.91]You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other
[02:13.86]People, here in this trailer park.
[00:05.16]You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other
[00:10.02]People, here, in the trailer park.
[00:11.64]Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're
[00:14.55]Good americans. but they're content to sit back, maybe
[00:17.22]Watch a little mork and mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
[00:19.14]Back a cool, coors 16-ouncer. they're good, fine people,
[00:20.85]Stuart. But they don't know... what the queers are doing
[00:24.9]To the soil!
[00:30.09]You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
[00:32.58]In the neighborhood. he's a fine kid. some of the neighbors
[00:34.77]Say he smokes crack, but i don't believe it.
[00:36.9]Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
[00:39.57]Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
[00:42.48]Ask for anything else as long as i live."so the guy
[00:44.07]Breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
[00:45.36]Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
[00:47.58]The wurster kid, looking up in the tree. i say, "what are
[00:50.49]You looking for?"he says "i'm looking for my burrow owl."
[00:52.95]I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
[00:54.6]The burrow owl lives. in a hole. in the ground. why the hell do you
[00:57.27]Think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"now stuart, do you
[00:59.22]Think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
[01:02.34]Doing to the soil?
[01:10.56]I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer
[01:13.979996]My oldest boy, bill jr. died. you know that carnival comes into
[01:16.71]Town every year?well this year they came through with a ride
[01:18.72]Called the mixer. the man said, "keep your head, and arms, inside
[01:21.36]The mixer at all times."but bill jr, he was a daaaredevil, just
[01:25.26]Like his old man. he was leaning out saying "hey everybody,
[01:28.229996]Look at me!Look at me!"Pow!He was decapitated!They found
[01:31.17]His head over by the snow cone concession.
[01:37.29]A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
[01:39.72]In there. from pueblo, colorado, and it's addressed to bill, jr.
[01:43.5]And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our
[01:46.619995]Soil?"
[01:46.8]Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
[01:53.07]With a big underground homosexual population. des moines, iowa,
[01:56.67]Perfect example. look at the soil around des moines, stuart.
[02:00.0]You can't build on it;you can't grow anything in it. The government
[02:02.76]Says it's due to poor farming. but i know what's really going on,
[02:05.31]Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
[02:07.74]They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
[02:10.02]God.
[02:10.91]You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other
[02:13.86]People, here in this trailer park.
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