I'll Haunt You - Sharpie Crows

[00:00.54]One day a man came to my house selling bibles
[00:08.37]I didn't want one
[00:11.57]He said "Maybe you could spare a meal "
[00:17.08]"No "
[00:18.51]He asked "Is your husband home "
[00:21.78]"Yes "
[00:23.09]Even though he'd been dead five years
[00:29.29]And when I'm a ghost I'll haunt you
[00:35.46]When I'm a vampire suck you dry
[00:41.17]Cos it's blood that I think
[00:43.9]And it's blood that I drink
[00:52.47]He wouldn't leave so I called the police
[00:57.89]They asked "Little lady where do you live "
[01:02.13]I said "A few miles out of town "
[01:05.43]They didn't come so I took my shotgun
[01:10.44]I pointed in his face
[01:12.74]He left but "I'll be back for your kids "
[01:18.020004]And when I'm a ghost I'll haunt you
[01:24.09]And when I'm a ghost I'll haunt you
[01:29.85]He came back the next day
[01:32.69]He came back the next day
[01:47.68]He came back the next day as he'd promised
[01:51.61]I wasn't home but my son was home
[01:57.41]The leather-lipped man asked him
[02:00.16]"would you like a delicious milkshake "
[02:05.63]"Yes I took a pint of the milk
[02:08.01]And a pint of the cream
[02:10.81]And he stirred in a few spoonfuls of lead paint
[02:16.57]He made my son drink lead paint
[02:20.01]And he frothed at the mouth
[02:22.12]And his eyes rolled back in his skull and he died
[02:29.56]And when I'm a ghost
[02:32.19]I'll Haunt You
[02:35.41]When I'm a vampire suck you dry
[02:41.04001]Cos it's blood that I think
[02:43.67]And it's blood that I drink
[02:52.52]And when I'm a ghost I'll haunt you
[02:58.41]When I'm a vampire suck you dry
[03:03.97]Cos it's blood that I think
[03:06.71]And it's blood that I drink
[03:15.18]I'll Haunt You - Sharpie Crows