喂喂喂 - 林海峰

[00:00.0]喂喂喂 - 林海峰
[00:02.25]词：林海峰
[00:04.51]曲：亚龙大
[00:06.77]早晨
[00:07.44]喂喂喂
[00:08.45]我想倾句计点解你把声似水底
[00:11.33]我想倾句计点解你把声咁鬼细
[00:14.16]向四种方向喂转弯扭曲我身体
[00:17.08]你哈啰我喂驶乜诸多好礼
[00:19.91]耳边多四位诈诈帝帝扮倾计
[00:22.82]我宣布各位接收真系有问题
[00:25.93]不另收费上帝魔鬼
[00:31.56]声大声细你系边位
[00:37.39]我听到我喂你听到我讲乜鬼
[00:40.24]你真出哂位你对耳真系有问题
[00:43.15]咁岩倾句计喂喂香蕉对折龟
[00:46.01]你拉东扯西开声就好似鬼食泥
[00:48.92]我想揾个位问究竟你系边一位
[00:51.77]无样俾我睇咁你系魔鬼定上帝
[00:54.72]不另收费上帝魔鬼
[01:00.26]声大声细你系边位
[01:08.229996]喂喂喂喂喂喂
[01:13.95]喂喂喂喂喂喂
[01:43.06]喂喂喂
[01:43.81]你刚才打既电话号码未能接通
[01:45.740005]喂喂喂
[01:46.619995]Which language would you like to use
[01:48.66]喂喂喂
[01:49.5]普通话按3 字
[01:51.69]喂喂喂
[01:52.42]我地既辨工时间已经完毕
[01:54.59]喂喂喂
[01:55.71]你这刹那在何方
[01:57.39]喂喂喂
[01:58.06]我有说话未曾讲
[02:09.89]条线都乱咁飞到天边飞到海底
[02:12.75]发癫乱咁喂
[02:13.82]终于接通左啦喂
[02:15.54]个秘书把声似鬼
[02:16.72]佢话有说话就留低
[02:18.47]我正想讲 um
[02:19.69]喂点知线路又有问题
[02:21.37]我只想倾句计嗟
[02:22.41]唯有收埋系我心底
[02:24.18]我想倾句计
[02:25.32]你要等我呀喂喂喂喂
[02:27.47]不另收费
[02:30.20999]上帝魔鬼
[02:33.03]声大声细你系边位