Chanukah Song (Hanukah Song) - Laugh Central

[00:00.0]Chanukah Song (Hanukah Song) - Laugh Central
[00:06.32]Ok this this is a song that uh
[00:10.3]Theres a lot of christmas songs out there
[00:11.66]And not too many chanukah song
[00:14.75]So I wrote wrote a song for all those nice little
[00:18.65]Jewish kids who don't get to hear
[00:20.29]Any chanukah songs
[00:21.1]Here we go
[00:28.08]Put on your yarmulke
[00:30.77]Here comes chanukah
[00:33.36]It's so much fun-akkah
[00:35.95]To celebrate chanukah
[00:40.83]Chanukah is the festival of lights
[00:49.2]Instead of one day of presents
[00:51.0]We have eight crazy nights
[00:57.48]When you feel like the only kid in town
[01:00.99]Without a christmas tree
[01:05.14]Here's a list of people
[01:06.56]Who are jewish
[01:08.76]Just like you and me
[01:17.61]David lee roth lights the menorrah
[01:22.69]So do James caan kirk douglas
[01:25.12]And the late dinah shore-ah
[01:27.83]Guess who eats together
[01:29.88]At the karnickey deli
[01:33.06]Bowzer from sha-na-na
[01:35.369995]And arthur fonzerrelli
[01:39.9]Paul newman's half jewish
[01:42.57]Goldie hawn's half too
[01:45.619995]Put them together
[01:47.72]What a fine looking jew
[01:54.43]You don't need deck the halls
[01:56.44]Or jingle bell rock
[01:59.16]'Cause you can sping
[02:00.3]A dreidle with captaing kirk
[02:02.42]And Mr Spock both jewish
[02:05.81]Put on your yarmulke
[02:08.1]It's time for chanukah
[02:10.57]The owner of the seattle supersonic-ahs
[02:13.18]Celebrates chanukah
[02:16.57]Oj Simpson not a jew
[02:25.84]But guess who is
[02:27.26]Hall of famer
[02:28.45999]Rod carew he converted
[02:32.26]We got Ann landers
[02:34.18]And her sister dear Abby
[02:37.29001]Harrison ford' a quarter jewish
[02:40.15]Not too shabby
[02:45.0]Some people think
[02:46.92]That ebeneezer scrooge is
[02:50.09]Well he's not but guess who is
[02:52.38]All three stooges
[02:58.45999]So many jews are in show biz
[03:03.42]Tom cruise isn't
[03:05.16]But I heard his agent is
[03:08.38]Tell your friend Veronica
[03:10.72]It's time you celebrate chanukah
[03:13.19]I hope I get a harmonica
[03:15.47]On this lovely lovely chanukah
[03:17.85]So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah
[03:20.33]And smoke your marijuan-ikah
[03:22.87]If you really really wanna-kah
[03:25.17]Have a happy happy happy
[03:27.54001]Happy chanukah
[03:30.24]Happy chanukah