Everyday Normal Guy(Explicit) - Jon lajoie

[00:00.0]Everyday Normal Guy - Jon Lajoie
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[00:18.62]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
[00:21.52]我只是个普通人
[00:21.52]Nothing special 'bout me motherf**ker
[00:24.08]我一点都不特别
[00:24.08]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
[00:27.08]我只是个普通人
[00:27.08]When I go to the clubs I wait in line motherf**ker
[00:29.96]我去夜店的时候都要排队
[00:29.96]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
[00:32.57]我只是个普通人
[00:32.57]I got six hundred dollars in the bank motherf**ker
[00:35.48]我银行里存了六百块
[00:35.48]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
[00:38.39]我只是个普通人
[00:38.39]And my sexual performances are average
[00:41.19]我的性爱表现平平
[00:41.19]I work at customer service for a phone company
[00:44.15]我在一家电话公司的客服部门工作
[00:44.15]I make twelve bucks an hour but that's all I need
[00:46.98]我一小时赚十二块但那就是我需要的全部
[00:46.98]I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
[00:49.6]我住在一个安静街道上的小公寓里
[00:49.6]I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
[00:52.55]我不经常出门我喜欢看电视
[00:52.55]I can't afford a car I use public transportation
[00:55.46]我买不起车我只能坐公交车
[00:55.46]I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
[00:58.62]我不介意我读书直到我到达目的地
[00:58.62]Sometimes a newspaper sometimes a book
[01:01.01]有时一张报纸有时一本书
[01:01.01]The amount of money I save the s**t is off the hook
[01:03.8]我存了那么多钱一切都迎刃而解
[01:03.8]And I'm not very good with the women
[01:06.61]我不擅长讨女人欢心
[01:06.61]I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
[01:09.51]我是个害羞的人长相平平
[01:09.51]Last time I had sex was in 2003
[01:12.229996]我上次做爱是在2003年
[01:12.229996]And I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
[01:15.03]我很不好意思承认这不是免费的
[01:15.03]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
[01:17.81]我只是个普通人
[01:17.81]I get nervous in social situations motherf**ker
[01:20.729996]我在社交场合很紧张
[01:20.729996]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
[01:23.44]我只是个普通人
[01:23.44]I get constipated once a month motherf**ker
[01:26.56]我每个月都会便秘一次
[01:26.56]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
[01:29.05]我只是个普通人
[01:29.05]And I make pretty good spaghetti sauce motherf**ker
[01:32.06]我做的意大利面酱真不错
[01:32.06]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
[01:34.86]我只是个普通人
[01:34.86]And I get scared when I go see the dentist
[01:37.86]当我去看牙医时我很害怕
[01:37.86]I'm the pauly shore of everyday life
[01:40.71]我就是每天生活中的穷光蛋
[01:40.71]Easily forgettable and I'm not very liked
[01:43.3]很容易被人遗忘我不怎么受人喜欢
[01:43.3]I have an according to Jim personality
[01:46.14]我的性格很像Jim
[01:46.14]I'm as entertaining as a F**king STD
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[01:48.94]If you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
[01:51.869995]如果你想招惹我我觉得你可以
[01:51.869995]Because I am not confident and I'm weak for a man
[01:54.79]因为我不自信我脆弱不堪
[01:54.79]I'll just roll up in a ball while
[01:56.41]我会卷一个球
[01:56.41]You kick me in the back
[01:57.59]你在背后捅我刀子
[01:57.59]Yeah honestly I probably won't fight back
[02:00.26]说实话我可能不会还手
[02:00.26]And I don't have many friends that would back me up
[02:02.97]我没有多少朋友支持我
[02:02.97]My friend steve would but he doesn't look very tough
[02:06.11]我的朋友史蒂夫会的但他看起来不太强悍
[02:06.11]You want some of this b***h
[02:08.61]你想和我缠绵
[02:08.61]If you rarely get laid put your hands up
[02:11.25]如果你很少和别人亲热那就举起你的双手
[02:11.25]If you're not well paid put yo' hands up
[02:14.05]如果你收入不高请举起你的双手
[02:14.05]If you got a pet cat put your hands up
[02:16.67]如果你有宠物猫请你举起双手
[02:16.67]And if you got a bad back put your hands up
[02:19.45999]如果你腰酸背痛请你举起双手
[02:19.45999]I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge
[02:22.66]两年前的夏天我在搬冰箱的时候弄伤了背
[02:22.66]And ever since then it's just not the same
[02:25.03]从那以后一切都变了
[02:25.03]Y'know it it gets pretty it gets pretty sore
[02:27.94]你知道这一切变得美丽无比痛苦无比
[02:27.94]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
[02:30.95]我只是个普通人
[02:30.95]My parents are really nice people motherf**ker
[02:33.53]我的父母真的很好人可恶
[02:33.53]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
[02:36.65]我只是个普通人
[02:36.65]I'm somewhat afraid of heights motherf**ker
[02:39.35]我有点恐高
[02:39.35]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
[02:42.22]我只是个普通人
[02:42.22]I like the show Grey's Anatomy motherf**ker
[02:44.88]我喜欢《实习医生格蕾》这部剧
[02:44.88]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
[02:47.76]我只是个普通人
[02:47.76]And I'm pretty good at making paper planes
[02:52.076]我很擅长制作纸飞机