Smoke A Blunt - Afroman

[00:00.19]Smoke a blunt
[00:00.97]I love to smoke a blunt man
[00:02.97]Hey man you know my white homies ask me
[00:07.01]Do you like uh bongs or blunts
[00:10.7]I tell 'em blunts cause I get pulled over all the time
[00:13.63]I can't be throwin' bongs out the window you know what I mean
[00:17.11]Smoke a blunt
[00:20.52]Nice and slow
[00:25.44]Hold the smoke
[00:28.04]Then let it go
[00:33.39]Smoke a blunt
[00:36.61]Nice and slow
[00:41.78]Hold the smoke
[00:44.27]Then let it go
[00:49.65]I love smoking w**d all by myself
[00:53.97]Don't have to pass it to no one else
[00:57.63]I hit my blunt
[00:59.58]Anytime I want
[01:01.55]Got so much w**d I don't have to hunt
[01:05.48]I don't get hyper
[01:07.97]I don't get crunk
[01:09.979996]I do get high
[01:12.04]I do get drunk
[01:14.32]Once I'm high and I'm high no doubt
[01:18.14]I grab my ashtray and put my cigar out
[01:22.41]Once my high is gone with the wind
[01:26.270004]I grab my lighter then I flick then I again
[01:30.56]Briefly take a chronic break
[01:34.6]W**d headache
[01:36.8]Big mistake
[01:38.29]I'm high so I put my blunt down
[01:42.729996]Turn up my music and dance all around
[01:46.740005]I can't hear the phone
[01:48.68]I can't hear the door
[01:50.7]I never leave home 'less
[01:52.770004]Its time to school
[01:54.71]Smoke a blunt
[01:57.93]Nice and slow
[02:03.05]Hold the smoke
[02:05.66]Now let it go
[02:11.02]Smoke a blunt
[02:14.19]Nice and slow
[02:19.36]Hold the smoke
[02:21.93]Now let it go
[02:27.04001]I remember when I started smokin w**d
[02:31.65]Pickin' out the stems and the seeds
[02:35.45999]I didn't have enough to buy me a beer
[02:39.09]My homeboy told me to hit this here
[02:43.62]I grabbed the blunt
[02:45.63]I took a hit
[02:47.7]I thought to myself
[02:49.70999]I like this s**t
[02:51.75]It's better than beer
[02:53.68]So annalyze this
[02:55.81]I don't have to go take a piss
[02:59.68]I don't know how to roll
[03:01.63]But the people I roll with
[03:04.12]Know how to roll blunts like a pole
[03:08.14]Smoke a blunt
[03:11.26]Nice and slow
[03:16.37]Hold the smoke
[03:18.85]Now let it go
[03:21.1]Hahah
[03:24.28]Smoke a blunt
[03:27.58]Nice and slow
[03:32.68]Hold the smoke
[03:35.11]Now let it go
[03:40.54001]Smoke a blunt
[03:43.84]Nice and slow
[03:45.8]Hahahah
[03:48.95]Hold a smoke uh
[03:50.93]Now let it goo
[03:59.51]Hahahah uhh haha uhh
[04:09.29]Drivin' cross country though minnesota
[04:13.26]State f**kin' trooper straight pulled me over
[04:17.23]He said I was drivin' fast as hell
[04:21.32]He took a deep breath and asked what's that smell
[04:25.39]I knew I was busted at this point
[04:29.11]So I handed him a beautiful perfectly rolled joint
[04:33.58002]He looked at it once
[04:35.6]He looked at it twice
[04:37.57]He told me you roll your joints real nice
[04:42.25]Afroman don't give a f**k
[04:44.51]Light that blunt and get stupid stuff
[04:49.79]Smokin' to me is so much fun
[04:53.55]People B***h cause I don't get nothin' done
[04:58.14]If you are a little kid
[05:02.15]Please don't do the things I did
[05:06.1]Anti-d**g message let me see
[05:10.35]Don't smoke w**d
[05:12.4]Give it to me
[05:14.2]Smoke a blunt
[05:17.44]Nice and slow
[05:22.59]Hold the smoke
[05:25.01]Now let it go
[05:30.51]Smoke a blunt
[05:33.66]Nice and slow
[05:38.77]Hold the smoke
[05:41.34]Now let it go
[05:46.7]Smoke a blunt
[05:49.96]Nice and slow
[05:55.14]Hold the smoke
[05:57.62]Now let it go