(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - The Theatreland Chorus

[00:00.0](The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - Various Artists (欧美群星)
[00:04.85]以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供
[00:04.85]Well I brought my own '45s
[00:06.02]我带了我自己的0.45口径手枪
[00:06.02]So if you put 'em on
[00:06.91]所以如果你穿上它们
[00:06.91]I'll show you my stuff
[00:07.71]我会让你看看我的实力
[00:07.71]Haven't you already shown us enough
[00:11.23]你还没让我们明白吗
[00:11.23]Oh my god how times have changed
[00:14.33]我的天哪时间怎么变了
[00:14.33]This girl's either blind or completely deranged
[00:17.8]这个女孩要么盲目要么精神失常
[00:17.8]Ah but time seemed to halt
[00:19.4]但时间似乎停滞不前
[00:19.4]When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs
[00:24.57]我还是巴尔的摩螃蟹小姐的时候
[00:24.57]Childhood dreams for me were cracked
[00:27.69]我儿时的梦想支离破碎
[00:27.69]When that damn Shirley Temple
[00:29.4]该死的秀兰·邓波儿
[00:29.4]Stole my freakin' act
[00:31.27]抢了我的风头
[00:31.27]But the crown's in the vault
[00:32.8]但皇冠藏在保险库里
[00:32.8]From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
[00:38.01]从我赢得巴尔的摩螃蟹小姐开始
[00:38.01]Those poor runner-ups
[00:39.54]那些可怜的亚军
[00:39.54]Might still hold some grudges
[00:41.3]可能还是心怀怨恨
[00:41.3]They padded their cups
[00:42.91]他们往杯子里加点料
[00:42.91]But I screwed the judges
[00:44.94]可我坑了评委
[00:44.94]Those broads thought they'd win
[00:46.26]那些姑娘以为她们会大获全胜
[00:46.26]If a plate they would spin
[00:48.02]如果一个盘子他们会转动
[00:48.02]In their dance not a chance
[00:51.38]在他们的舞蹈里不可能
[00:51.38]'Cause I hit the stage batons ablaze
[00:54.93]因为我登上舞台指挥棒熊熊燃烧
[00:54.93]While belting high C's and preparing souffles
[00:58.15]一边抽着那种东西一边准备蛋奶酥
[00:58.15]With that triple somersault
[00:59.64]翻腾三周
[00:59.64]Was how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs
[01:04.3]我就是这样赢得巴尔的摩小姐的青睐的
[01:04.3]Proceed are you scared we're on live
[01:06.64]继续你害怕吗我们在直播
[01:06.64]No I'm sure I can cope
[01:08.15]我相信我可以应付
[01:08.15]Well this show isn't broadcast
[01:09.770004]这场演出不会播出
[01:09.770004]In Cinemascope
[01:11.58]在电影里
[01:11.58]I never drank one chocolate malt
[01:13.49]我从未喝过巧克力麦芽威士忌
[01:13.49]No no desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs
[01:18.5]不给巴尔的摩小姐准备甜点
[01:18.5]How many sweaters do you own
[01:19.79]你有多少毛衣
[01:19.79]Well I'm sure I've got plenty
[01:21.6]我肯定我有很多
[01:21.6]Let me see I have three five
[01:24.34]让我看看我有三把枪
[01:24.34]No wait I have twenty
[01:25.5]等等我有二十个
[01:25.5]I would say Oy gevalt'
[01:27.06]我会说
[01:27.06]If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs
[01:32.14]如果我不是巴尔的摩螃蟹小姐
[01:32.14]A tycoon I wed so cuddly and funny
[01:35.46]我嫁给了一个大亨可爱又有趣
[01:35.46]The old fart dropped dead
[01:37.259995]
[01:37.259995]But left tons of money
[01:38.740005]却留下了一大笔钱
[01:38.740005]So I bought this station
[01:40.43]所以我买下了这个电视台
[01:40.43]So all of the nation could see
[01:43.96]让全国人民都知道
[01:43.96]Baby amber and me
[01:45.759995]宝贝安珀和我
[01:45.759995]Do you dance like you dress
[01:47.31]你的舞姿是否和你的着装一样
[01:47.31]Amber there's no need to be cruel
[01:48.770004]Amber没必要残忍无情
[01:48.770004]Would you swim in an integrated pool
[01:52.22]你会不会在综合泳池里游泳
[01:52.22]I sure would I'm all for integration
[01:54.56]我确定我会不会全情投入
[01:54.56]It's the new frontier
[01:55.66]这是新的疆土
[01:55.66]Not in Baltimore it isn't
[01:57.32]不是在巴尔的摩
[01:57.32]And may I be frank
[01:58.82]我能否坦诚相待
[01:58.82]First impressions can be tough
[02:00.39]第一印象让人很难受
[02:00.39]And when I saw you I knew it
[02:01.95]当我见到你我就知道
[02:01.95]If your size weren't enough
[02:03.59]如果你的身材不够丰满
[02:03.59]Your last answer just blew it
[02:05.69]你上一个答案搞砸了一切
[02:05.69]And so my dear so short and stout
[02:08.86]所以亲爱的又矮又胖
[02:08.86]You'll never be in so we're kicking you out
[02:12.21]你永远不会加入我们所以我们要把你赶走
[02:12.21]You can't get past me kid
[02:13.94]你逃不掉的孩子
[02:13.94]But it isn't your fault
[02:15.46]但这不是你的错
[02:15.46]It's hard to get rid of Miss Baltimore Crabs
[02:28.6]要摆脱巴尔的摩螃蟹小姐真的很难
[02:28.6]You may go thank you Gee Tracy
[02:32.09]你可以走了谢谢你GeeTracy
[02:32.09]That went well
[02:36.72]进展顺利
[02:36.72]Hello may I please audition
[02:38.75]你好我能否试演一下
[02:38.75]No but you can bow and exalt
[02:41.23]但你可以鞠躬欢呼
[02:41.23]'Cause I am Miss Baltimore Crabs
[02:46.86]因为我是巴尔的摩螃蟹小姐
[02:46.86]Crabs Crabs Crabs
[02:51.086]阴魂不散