You Are What You Wear - Holly James

[00:00.17]You Are What You Wear (Explicit) - Holly James
[00:01.99]This is a big birthday for Patrick
[00:03.7]Courtney so thank you for helping me co-host
[00:06.03]Anything for you Evelyn
[00:08.09]You look to die for
[00:09.76]Thank you Courtney
[00:11.22]I want blackened shark
[00:13.88]Mahi mahi
[00:15.71]Works so well
[00:17.58]With Isaac Mizrahi
[00:19.74]I'll have soda
[00:21.32]And crème de menthe
[00:23.41]Tastes so good
[00:25.22]With Oscar de Laurenta
[00:27.37]The ginger mango soy black bass
[00:31.33]Compliments the beige will blessed
[00:34.98]I will not touch
[00:36.71]A drop of red wine
[00:39.28]Don't wanna ruin the Calvin Klein
[00:42.73]Chanel Gaultier or Giorgio Armani
[00:46.5]Moschino Alia or Norma Kamali
[00:50.89]Should I rock
[00:52.43]The Betsey Johnson
[00:54.72]Or stick with classic
[00:56.5]Comme Garçon
[00:58.15]No parachute
[01:00.54]Or Fiarucci
[01:02.54]I'm with Prada
[01:04.06]I'm with Gucci
[01:06.02]When one goes shopping
[01:07.94]It's best to take care
[01:09.79]As some of us know
[01:11.74]You are what you wear
[01:14.3]I will try on
[01:16.07]These mod frisson
[01:17.9]I think I'll go
[01:19.86]To Ferragamo
[01:21.88]I don't know if
[01:23.78]I'm such a fan
[01:25.770004]Of your purple suede Charles Jourdan
[01:29.69]But let's be clear
[01:31.26]There's nothing ironic
[01:33.57]About our love of
[01:35.07]Manolo Blahnik
[01:37.55]No there's nothing
[01:38.92]Remotely ironic
[01:41.270004]About our love of
[01:42.64]Manolo Blahnik
[01:52.43]Chanel Gaultier or Giorgio Armani
[01:56.229996]Moschino Alia or Norma Kamali
[02:00.58]Should I rock
[02:02.04]The Betsey Johnson
[02:04.42]Or stick with classic
[02:06.13]Comme Garçon
[02:07.72]In a certain kind of neighborhood
[02:11.69]You might get away with Vivian Westwood
[02:15.72]But by von Furstenberg we swear
[02:19.94]It's a wrap
[02:21.45]You are what you wear
[02:24.03]Hello
[02:24.39]Hi Evelyn I have Patrick for you
[02:27.16]Patrick are you getting excited
[02:29.51]Birthday boy
[02:31.11]Now listen your brother and mother
[02:32.58]Are already here-she won't
[02:33.9]Take off her sunglasses she refuses to say anything
[02:36.45]I'm worried she hates me Patrick
[02:38.61]No she doesn't
[02:39.6]She's just heavily medicated
[02:40.8]Listen can we add Paul Owen to the mix
[02:43.49]What
[02:44.02]Add who
[02:45.04001]Paul owen
[02:46.59]Read my lips it's for work
[02:48.61]No you are not screwing up my
[02:50.2]Dinner party with your latest neurotic obsession
[02:52.89]He's coming Evelyn I invited him
[02:54.1]It's my birthday dinner
[02:55.33]I will not have an odd number at my table
[02:57.79001]Patrick this isn't Brooklyn
[02:59.75]Well invite someone else
[03:00.69]Can't Courtney bring Luis
[03:02.46]Luis is flying back from Phoenix tonight
[03:04.75]Luis is unavailable
[03:06.73]**** sake Evelyn it doesn't matter
[03:08.25]I'll bring Jean
[03:09.07]Jean are you still on the line
[03:11.06]I am
[03:11.91]So do you have plans tonight
[03:13.73]No nothing I couldn't change
[03:15.13]But Patrick look I
[03:16.11]Perfect then you'll come to Evelyn's
[03:17.79001]What do I wear
[03:19.38]What you have on is Acceptable
[03:22.66]What am I supposed to do
[03:24.03]Simple recon Jean
[03:25.45999]Find out how a douchebag like
[03:26.9]Paul Owen managed to score the
[03:28.02]Fischer account
[03:29.17]Chanel Gaultier or Giorgio Armani
[03:33.0]Moschino Alia or Norma Kamali
[03:37.39]Should I rock
[03:38.79001]The Betsey Johnson
[03:41.14]Or stick with classic
[03:42.86]Comme des Garçon
[03:44.67]No parachute chanel
[03:46.99]Or Fiarucci
[03:48.93]I'm with Prada
[03:50.52]I'm with Gucci
[03:52.54001]Versoni Versace Versace
[03:54.6]Which one is best
[03:55.62]Versace
[03:56.7]The guys just buzz
[03:57.93]Do I look underdressed