Not Evil - Tiffany Haddish

[00:01.77]Not Evil - Tiffany Haddish
[00:01.79]Lyrics by：Jon Lajoie
[00:02.69]Oh no are we in a musical
[00:05.04]Uh hope not
[00:05.92]Hello friends my name is Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
[00:09.15]Don't worry I'm totally not one of those evil queens
[00:12.91]You've read about in fairy tales or seen in the movies
[00:16.56]And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of me
[00:21.33]Not evil not evil no the least evil person I know
[00:24.04]Hmm-mm
[00:24.46]Not evil not evil no the least evil person I know
[00:27.5]I don't know
[00:28.16]I'm so not a villain I have zero evil plans
[00:31.2]No ulterior motive just want to help where I can
[00:34.76]I wanna shower you with gifts
[00:36.6]'Cause I'm selfless and sweet
[00:38.58]So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of
[00:42.73]Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
[00:46.12]The least evil queen in history
[00:49.71]And if you do not believe me
[00:53.31]I totally won't imprison your family
[00:56.97]'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me
[01:02.03]Not evil not evil no the least evil person I know
[01:04.93]Really 'Cause I'm getting super evil vibes here
[01:07.45]Person I know
[01:08.49]Benny do you like spaceships
[01:10.3]'Cause I think they are great
[01:12.01]How'd you know that
[01:12.86]Loving spaceships is my one defining trait
[01:15.64]Well now my good friend
[01:16.91]You can build the spaceship of your dreams
[01:19.34]On your very own planet with
[01:21.020004]Your own spaceship-building scene
[01:24.28]Come on do not fall for this
[01:25.93]Wildstyle
[01:26.33]Haven't you heard
[01:27.56]There's no reason at all to be suspicious of her
[01:31.94]Not evil not evil no the least evil person I know
[01:35.57]Not evil not evil no the least evil person I know
[01:39.29]Beard a pirate without a ship that's so cruel
[01:42.31]It's like a spider without a
[01:43.92]Web or a queen without a fool
[01:46.42]Even her metaphors are suspicious
[01:48.25]I've got a surprise for you
[01:49.96]A planet that's really a pirate ship
[01:51.83]And the population your crew
[01:53.75]Her story checks out she's cool not evil
[01:55.61]What about me
[01:56.6]Unikitty what's the most glitter you can imagine
[01:58.8]A lot
[01:59.229996]Times that by infinity
[02:00.57]Woohoo
[02:01.0]And Batman
[02:01.92]Don't even try it lady I don't need anything
[02:04.53]Oh I know that's why
[02:05.77]I'm going to give you half of everything
[02:08.29]Uh like everything everything
[02:09.25]Everything everything
[02:10.21]She's rad this chick gets me
[02:12.04]Here's some other adjectives
[02:13.83]People use to describe me
[02:15.89]Unduplicitous unmalicious
[02:17.85]Unconniving unnasty
[02:19.75]You're clearly just adding 'un'
[02:21.4]To words that describe you
[02:22.14]Who me
[02:22.91]I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
[02:26.53]I never trick people into trusting me
[02:30.31]By hiding my true personalities
[02:33.88]So I can use them to accomplish my evil deeds
[02:37.53]'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me
[02:41.72]I never cheat I never bribe
[02:43.48]I never scheme I never lie
[02:45.24]And that wasn't a lie when
[02:46.41]I said just now that I never lie
[02:48.01]'Cause I never lie and I never
[02:49.38]Laugh when children cry
[02:50.76]And I never poison enemies of mine
[02:52.61]And I never cry when I'm alone at night
[02:54.44]'Cause I said I love my life
[02:56.45]I'm gettin' off track
[02:57.48]Let me get back to the point I was makin'
[03:01.73]I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
[03:05.27]The most least evil person you'll ever meet
[03:09.06]And if you make eye contact with me
[03:12.66]I totally won't have you executed immediately
[03:16.34]'Cause that'd be evil Evil
[03:18.72]Evil Evil evil and that's so not me