Prologue - Frank Zappa

[00:00.0]Prologue - Frank Zappa
[00:07.89]Once upon a time musta been 'round october
[00:11.58]Few years back in one o' dose top secret lab-motories de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath virginia
[00:18.16]An evil prince occasion'ly employed as a p
[00:21.88]Ime theatrical criticizer set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic genocidical remove'lance of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys
[00:34.21]De cocksucker done whiffed up a secret potium
[00:37.19]An' right 'long wid it
[00:38.63]De atrocious idea dat what he been boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de final solutium to de white main's 'boidennn'
[00:46.56]Yo' acquire my drift
[00:49.8]Well he were sure he had a good thing goin'
[00:52.68]But dere was always de possobility dat somethin' might f**k up
[00:57.54]So he planned to have a little test jes' to check it all out befo' he dump't it
[01:03.34]E wattuh supply
[01:06.02]Sho'tly denafter
[01:06.64]Wit high-level gubnint co-robberatium he arranged to have a good-will visit to san quentim
[01:12.65]'Long wit some country-westin mu- zishnin's 'n sprinkle a little bit of it on some
[01:17.82]E boys in deahhh (since dey done used a few of 'em befo' when dey was messin' wit de zyph'liss)
[01:22.75]So heah dey come wit de potium dump'nit all in de mash potatoes
[01:28.17]Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy
[01:31.72]Watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen
[01:35.22]Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened
[01:37.96]So dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november
[01:45.06]Next thing y'know fagnits be droppin' off like flies '
[01:48.869995]Long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls
[01:52.68]Pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment
[01:56.3]But not de boys in de rest home
[01:58.3]Oh no mixin' de sh*t wit de mash potatoes done smoothed it out a little
[02:03.6]So's it wouldn't kill yo' a**
[02:05.22]But it sho' would make y'ugly 'n ef y'was already ugly
[02:08.78]D make yo a** mean 'n ugly '
[02:10.97]N ef you was already mean 'n ugly
[02:12.9]It'd turn ya into a strange unknown kreetchuh
[02:16.02]Never befo' seen on broadway lthass right
[02:19.28]It'd turn ya' into a 'mammy nun' hea E a potato
[02:30.83]Lips like a duck big ol' hands
[02:38.26]Puffin' up big ones science
[02:44.0]Me-jev'l re-lij-mus costumery all over yo' body yow oh yeah