尬帝(Single Version) - 某幻君&老番茄

[00:00.77]尬帝 - 某幻君/老番茄
[00:02.63]词：某幻君/老番茄
[00:04.25]曲：某幻君/老番茄
[00:19.75]视线开始模糊
[00:20.94]空气开始凝固
[00:21.91]天气明明热得像火炉
[00:23.61]但体感却是零度
[00:24.77]哪里有我哪里
[00:25.8]空气就会无比沉重
[00:27.16]我是尴尬之王气氛毁灭者
[00:28.6]给每个party上冻
[00:29.57]六岁外脚背
[00:30.51]抽射吊灯被打出眼泪
[00:32.18]十三岁老师
[00:32.97]把我换到讲台边的座位
[00:34.67]从来不阅读空气
[00:35.65]越是碰壁
[00:36.22]头越是铁
[00:37.04]漂亮姑娘叫我小哥
[00:38.28]我反手叫她大姐
[00:39.62]别人在积攒人气
[00:40.53]我呢
[00:41.11]主要在气人
[00:42.02]别人学江湖仁义
[00:43.07]我呢
[00:43.59]学搞笑艺人
[00:44.54]我该测个情商
[00:45.51]找个缓解尴尬的良方
[00:46.99]测试结果写着
[00:48.24]Emmmmm
[00:49.58]没关系没问题
[00:50.27]只是个小毛病
[00:50.47]不是没治疗的
[00:51.38]痊愈的方子
[00:51.72]别担心别难过
[00:52.66]下午就安排你
[00:53.32]把大脑给摘除
[00:53.85]扔出了窗子
[00:54.7]怎么办难道我
[00:55.37]一直都
[00:55.92]必须在尴尬的海洋里
[00:56.35]游泳
[00:56.73]我不懂
[00:57.24]尬一生尬到老
[00:57.95]这样的一辈子
[00:58.15]算不算尬的有种
[00:59.29]我是尴尬的king
[01:00.39]得了尴尬的病
[01:01.47]Say what
[01:02.19]裤链儿开了兄弟
[01:03.22]****
[01:04.16]我是尴尬的king
[01:05.28]得了尴尬的病
[01:06.42]Say what
[01:07.21]你牙上沾了菜
[01:08.21]****
[01:09.07]我是尴尬的king
[01:10.14]得了尴尬的病
[01:11.91]Double的尬爆
[01:12.75]让我尴尬到不行
[01:13.94]我是尴尬的命
[01:15.01]尬到结冰尬到时停
[01:17.89]****
[01:19.15]清早起床
[01:20.1]睁开眼睛
[01:20.7]踢掉被子
[01:21.35]我很热
[01:22.04]可乐加点冰
[01:22.91]冰块没几个
[01:23.92]我是很烦躁
[01:25.05]难道发挥个人特色
[01:26.36]不太妙
[01:26.94]气氛尴尬到
[01:27.8]我感觉不到
[01:28.56]我的体表的温度
[01:30.04]二年级
[01:30.75]我很酷
[01:31.39]一身紧身背带裤
[01:32.56]从小青岛教父
[01:33.46]身边一群小弟
[01:34.72]只是没料到会滑倒
[01:36.04]裤裆出现一条小隙
[01:37.380005]****
[01:37.75]没人替我保密
[01:38.97]五年级转了校
[01:40.41]融入得很快没料到
[01:41.869995]打闹
[01:42.31]嬉笑
[01:42.82]男生之间妹有烦恼
[01:44.369995]那献上千年杀
[01:45.03]给我最亲爱的homie
[01:46.130005]但
[01:46.5]为什么转过头来
[01:47.54]是我同桌的闺蜜
[01:48.6]What
[01:48.96]初中时期
[01:49.55]老师在背后看我玩手机
[01:50.880005]高中时期
[01:51.479996]上篮暴扣给班主任人民肘击
[01:53.229996]毕业时期
[01:53.83]老师同学趴体
[01:54.71]我是从来不敢去
[01:55.93]打开门那可谓是步步惊心
[01:57.53]呀 网红来啦
[01:58.68]我是尴尬的king
[01:59.729996]得了尴尬的病
[02:01.01]Say what
[02:01.5]你这穿的是假鞋吗
[02:02.67]****
[02:03.37]我是尴尬的king
[02:04.77]得了尴尬的病
[02:05.91]Say what
[02:06.65]你秋裤露出来了
[02:07.7]****
[02:08.47]我是尴尬的king
[02:09.61]得了尴尬的病
[02:11.28]Double的尬爆
[02:12.16]让我尴尬到不行
[02:13.45]我是尴尬的命
[02:14.56]尬到结冰尬到时停
[02:17.45999]****
[02:18.62]Ok ok
[02:19.32]我的尴尬都是因为点背
[02:20.88]微博被舅妈朗读
[02:22.16]日记被同桌记背
[02:23.43]视频被
[02:24.02]放到大屏幕投影
[02:25.04001]全班公开处刑
[02:26.15]年级组长路过
[02:27.11]呀嗬 你还有点出名
[02:28.58]惊诧地
[02:29.01]害怕地
[02:29.51]默默地把
[02:30.17]帽檐拉下到
[02:30.91]遮住双眼里
[02:31.84]大大的游移
[02:32.8]尴尬
[02:33.42]I am fine
[02:34.26]就当是为生活添了点情调
[02:35.78]It's about time
[02:36.67]和某幻争夺尬王的名号
[02:38.38]Ok ok
[02:39.42]我也算是棋逢对手
[02:40.58]妈妈在家里喊我的网名
[02:41.98]我想离家出走
[02:43.09]在街上被观众认出
[02:44.34]我还得接受质疑
[02:45.61]某幻跟照片长得不一样
[02:47.11]这至今是谜
[02:48.1]很尴尬
[02:48.62]想戴帽
[02:49.26]头却太大
[02:49.85]帽子老掉
[02:50.61]我知道embrassed怎么拼
[02:52.1]Cold也忘不了
[02:53.01]但那又怎么样
[02:54.09]生活里尴尬少不了
[02:55.39]至少
[02:55.85]我的
[02:56.35]尬冰可乐
[02:56.95]已经准备好